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By the way, did you know
anything beyond 20/400 is considered legally blind? They
mostly don't even bother measuring beyond that. Here's
what that means: if you have 20/20 vision and you are
looking at a car 400 feet away, for me (before surgery)
to see what you were seeing I would have to walk until…

And so, after 20 years,
I pretty much stopped writing this newsletter. It wasn't
the logistics were insurmountable (they weren't), it's
just somehow I didn't have the spirit to do it. Oh. I
could write for clients, OK. Maybe better than ever. You'll
see some samples of my recent work before you finish this
letter…

So, now you know (sort
of) why I haven't posted a newsletter for quite some time.
It's partially a spiritual reason I don't completely understand
myself.

Anyway, I Want To Apologize For All The
Grief

And Trauma I Have Caused You!

You see, when my newsletter
isn't posted at least once a month, my info starved, truth
seekers are forced to get by with written dribble from
second rate marketers like Clayton Makepeace, John Carlton,
Gary Bencivenga, Dan Kennedy, Michael Fortin and all the
others who are so pathetic they are hardly worth mentioning…

Oh, shut up! You know I'm
kidding, don't you? I've admired Clayton Makepeace's copywriting
genius ever since I finally met him in Provo, Utah way
back when he was writing for the hard money crowd. John
Carlton? King of what I call the "muscle writers." I'd
like John to take a crack at the Mickey…

We Gotta Keep Him In Retirement!

Michael Fortin specializes
in the net and knows more about it than I ever will or
desire to know. And Kennedy? He and Makepeace are both
so prolific they make me sick with guilt. I gotta find
the source of the batteries those guys run on.

But, as good as all those
guys are, I bring something to the table that all of them
lack. You see...

It Is Only I Who Can Justifiably Claim
The

Title OF The Supreme Alpha Shitweasel!

And guess what? As of today, the Alpha Shitweasel is
back! And being back, I've decided I want to give my vision
a…

Lord, she's pretty isn't
she? And as nice and loving as a woman can be. We've been
together nearly six years now and you know what? Every
time I see her or a photo of her I still marvel that she
is my girlfriend. She dances in rock and roll videos and
on my last trip to…

see my Corazon in color at sirianincolor.

Actually, let me be slightly
sober for a moment. It's true I like to show off my girlfriend
from time to time. But that's not the total reason for
what I just did. See, I sort of believe people in general
tend to like black and white photos better than color…

All right, now that we've
got some eye candy for this issue, let's keep the good
vibes going by listening to a little spectacular ear candy.
Have I got a treat for you! It appears there's this guy
who keeps a tape recorder always handy right beside his
phone. Then, when a telemarketer calls he scares the…

Okay, enough fun and games.
Let's get serious and learn something useful about marketing.
Listen, although I've been legally blind most of this
year, it only interfered with the writing of my newsletter.
It didn't interfere whatsoever with the work I do for
my clients. Some of that work, I think, is spectacular.
And, maybe, one or…

I'm sending you three promotions
to evaluate with this issue of my newsletter. I'll send
more for your consideration in future issues.

Promotion #1:

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From:

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Camp Verde, Arizona

Thursday, 2:11 p.m.

December 07, 2006

Dear Friend,

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You see, if you feel tired
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Here is why:

There is an unusual man
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Listen: If you walked into
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finished all 400 books in…

The world is very different
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every 2 to 3 years. We live in a society where the daily
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next day's issue comes out. When we turn on the TV, we
have hundreds of cable and satellite channels…

Life can be rather overwhelming.
We have more things to do than we can handle. We have
more choices to make than we have time to think. And while
we try to juggle work, health and our relationships, we
are constantly interrupted by hundreds of other things
life throws in our way.

All This Leads To Stress!

No wonder the most common
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The result is we are tired,
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However, there is good
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