Legally Blind

see my Corazon in color at sirianincolor.

Actually, let me be slightly
sober for a moment. It's true I like to show off my girlfriend
from time to time. But that's not the total reason for
what I just did. See, I sort of believe people in general
tend to like black and white photos better than color.
Anyway, I wanted to know if that's true for a long time.
So I'd appreciate it, after looking at both photos, if
you would send an email to [email protected]
and tell me which photo you like best. I'd be much obliged.
Maybe this info will lead to more efficient marketing.
Who knows?

All right, now that we've
got some eye candy for this issue, let's keep the good
vibes going by listening to a little spectacular ear candy.
Have I got a treat for you! It appears there's this guy
who keeps a tape recorder always handy right beside his
phone. Then, when a telemarketer calls he scares the poor
guy half to death and records the event. He shows the
poor telemarketer no mercy and literally turns him into
a nervous wreck. You're gonna enjoy this! Click here to
listen: telemarketer.

Okay, enough fun and games.
Let's get serious and learn something useful about marketing.
Listen, although I've been legally blind most of this
year, it only interfered with the writing of my newsletter.
It didn't interfere whatsoever with the work I do for
my clients. Some of that work, I think, is spectacular.
And, maybe, one or two of them flopped? So, here we go
again; you gotta guess which ads or letters did well and
which did not. Make your decisions and send your conclusions
to [email protected]. And don't forget to let me know
if you like the black and white photo or the color photo
best.

I'm sending you three promotions
to evaluate with this issue of my newsletter. I'll send
more for your consideration in future issues.

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From:

Donald A. Elgie

Camp Verde, Arizona

Thursday, 2:11 p.m.

December 07, 2006

Dear Friend,

My name is Donald Elgie
and, I think you may want to call me after reading this
letter. If so, my number is 000-000-0000. And if you'd
like to visit me, my office is located at 123 Elm Street
in Massillon, Ohio. That's right across the street from
the Public Library and two blocks south of the Massillon
Police Station.