Legally Blind

All right, now that we've
got some eye candy for this issue, let's keep the good
vibes going by listening to a little spectacular ear candy.
Have I got a treat for you! It appears there's this guy
who keeps a tape recorder always handy right beside his
phone. Then, when a telemarketer calls he scares the poor
guy half to death and records the event. He shows the
poor telemarketer no mercy and literally turns him into
a nervous wreck. You're gonna enjoy this! Click here to
listen: telemarketer.

Okay, enough fun and games.
Let's get serious and learn something useful about marketing.
Listen, although I've been legally blind most of this
year, it only interfered with the writing of my newsletter.
It didn't interfere whatsoever with the work I do for
my clients. Some of that work, I think, is spectacular.
And, maybe, one or two of them flopped? So, here we go
again; you gotta guess which ads or letters did well and
which did not. Make your decisions and send your conclusions
to [email protected]. And don't forget to let me know
if you like the black and white photo or the color photo
best.

I'm sending you three promotions
to evaluate with this issue of my newsletter. I'll send
more for your consideration in future issues.

Promotion #1:

"Researchers In FDA Certified
Lab Discover How To Triple Your Energy!"

From:

Donald A. Elgie

Camp Verde, Arizona

Thursday, 2:11 p.m.

December 07, 2006

Dear Friend,

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There is an unusual man
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