Legally Blind

But, as good as all those
guys are, I bring something to the table that all of them
lack. You see...

It Is Only I Who Can Justifiably Claim
The

Title OF The Supreme Alpha Shitweasel!

And guess what? As of today, the Alpha Shitweasel is
back! And being back, I've decided I want to give my vision
a treat in this newsletter. I want to publish something
that is a treat for my newly renovated eyes. So I've decided
to publish a breathtaking photo of my girlfriend. My son
Kevin took this photo and I never get tired of looking
at it. Here it is:

Lord, she's pretty isn't
she? And as nice and loving as a woman can be. We've been
together nearly six years now and you know what? Every
time I see her or a photo of her I still marvel that she
is my girlfriend. She dances in rock and roll videos and
on my last trip to Costa Rica I was kicking back watching
Latino MTV and all of the sudden her video was playing
on the tube. It's a treat to see her and her girlfriends
dancing on the tube in my hotel room. When we travel around
Costa Rica people are always recognizing her as the lottery
girl or the rock and roll dancer or the model who looks
forbidding sitting astride a Tico Motors chopper. Its
all just fun and I'm happy to be the bump on the log that
blends into the background. Now listen: you know that
photo of Sirian you just saw in black and white? Well,
I'm a little afraid some of my sickly, infirm readers
may have a heart attack or stroke if they see that same
photo in full color. But I checked the law for deaths
caused by looking at a photo of a pretty girl and there
seems to be no penalty. So if you've got the nerve to
chance it

see my Corazon in color at sirianincolor.

Actually, let me be slightly
sober for a moment. It's true I like to show off my girlfriend
from time to time. But that's not the total reason for
what I just did. See, I sort of believe people in general
tend to like black and white photos better than color.
Anyway, I wanted to know if that's true for a long time.
So I'd appreciate it, after looking at both photos, if
you would send an email to [email protected]
and tell me which photo you like best. I'd be much obliged.
Maybe this info will lead to more efficient marketing.
Who knows?

All right, now that we've
got some eye candy for this issue, let's keep the good
vibes going by listening to a little spectacular ear candy.
Have I got a treat for you! It appears there's this guy
who keeps a tape recorder always handy right beside his
phone. Then, when a telemarketer calls he scares the poor
guy half to death and records the event. He shows the
poor telemarketer no mercy and literally turns him into
a nervous wreck. You're gonna enjoy this! Click here to
listen: telemarketer.

Okay, enough fun and games.
Let's get serious and learn something useful about marketing.
Listen, although I've been legally blind most of this
year, it only interfered with the writing of my newsletter.
It didn't interfere whatsoever with the work I do for
my clients. Some of that work, I think, is spectacular.
And, maybe, one or two of them flopped? So, here we go
again; you gotta guess which ads or letters did well and
which did not. Make your decisions and send your conclusions
to [email protected]. And don't forget to let me know
if you like the black and white photo or the color photo
best.