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I know a doctor who lives in Omaha,
Nebraska. He has made two financial fortunes in his
lifetime.

He made both of them because of me and my copywriting
ability.
Some time ago, in the not-too-distant-past, just before I
was beset by a horde of demons from hell, I announced I
wasn't going to be taking…

Look, if you can afford me and you need some sales
copy written...

I'm Available!

What you should do (once again, if you can afford
it) is hire me while the "getting's good". I have
a sneaking suspicion this door won't be open for very long.
For one thing, I think after Agora tests the letter you…

Secondly, every one of the few times in the past
I've announced I was willing to take on some clients, the response
was so overwhelming... the window of opportunity to hire a great
copywriter such as myself... didn't remain open very long.

I don't think it will this time either.

Hey, go read that letter I created for "Options
Hotline" again. Then sit and think: Do you really want
to put in the time, effort and energy to be able to write a
letter such as that? Maybe you're broke and you don't have a
choice. I understand that…

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

Pathetic, Poor, And On My Knees Before The World

P.S. I just heard Tiger Woods is coming to Miami. I'm
going to gather up all the remaining money I have left and
bet him I can beat him at 18 holes of golf. Oh wait a
minute! That would be kinda stupid, wouldn't…

# 2005 - 08-11-05

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

Something has happened recently that
will cause me the loss of an enormous amount of money.

And no, it wasn't the IRS, any
other governmental agency, or somebody sneaking into my house and
stealing the family jewels. Actually, I don't really have
any family jewels for…

However, as you shall see before you finish
reading this letter, what is my loss is going to turn out to
be...

Very Decidedly YOUR Gain!

I'll get back to this later in this letter.
But right now I want to talk with you about something else.
I want to talk with you about...

BILLIONS!

Over the course of my career, I have
generated for myself and/or my clients billions of dollars
in revenue. I don't know exactly how much I have
generated but, for the sake of simplification, let's assume
it was only one billion dollars. A billion is a difficult
number to comprehend. But the next time you hear…

* A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

* A billion minutes ago Jesus was
alive.

* A billion hours ago our ancestors
were living in the Stone Age.

* A billion days ago no one walked on
two feet on earth.

* A billion dollars ago was only
8-hours and 20-minutes, at the rate our government spends
it.

If
you are a man and you had a billion wives all nagging you
at the same time, your brain would explode and you would die
in a fraction of a second. And, at any given time (like right now
for instance…

Whatever. If you wanted to drive around the Equator,
you would have to do it 4,000 times before you had
driven a billion miles. (Let's hope your car has air
conditioning.)

And so on. A billion is a bunch. A
serious bunch. Well, as all of you know, I recently had
what I called my "Fusion Seminar" which…

Now I'm going to tell you something you
don't know. There are marketing secrets which are very
valuable that, as a general rule, I have not taught to my
newsletter readers, seminar attendees, or clients. But, at
my "Fusion Seminar" (for some reason) I decided to reveal
ALL
these secrets. The "real-behind-the-scenes-secrets" I have…

The Most Powerful, Most Effective, And

Most Profit-Generating Response Boosting
Secrets

Ever Discovered!

For example, there is one secret I've been
reluctant to reveal which is unquestionably the biggest
secret I have ever uncovered in 35-years of marketing. This
secret is so powerful, it instantly doubles or triples the
profit of almost any sales message selling any…

In fact, my friend and student, Caleb
O'Dowd, personally tested this amazing secret in a promotion
he is running right now. He did an A/B split test where one
letter ("Letter A") was NOT using the little secret but
where the second letter ("Letter B") WAS using this amazing
secret.

"Letter A" (the one NOT using the little
secret) pulled in a 1.5% conversion rate. "Letter B" (the one
USING the amazing secret) pulled in almost 3.5%. That may not seem like much of a
difference... until you do the math. Just look at what the
difference was in this little 5,000 piece test mailing.

Letter A pulled in exactly $10,869 in sales.
But Letter B pulled in a whopping $25,361 in sales! It's the
difference between night and day. And the best part is...

It Took Caleb

All Of 30-Seconds

To Use That Little Secret!

Just imagine what kind of "extra" profits
this would mean for you... if... you knew this one amazing
secret.

Caleb told me after spending six months "under my wing" and
being shoulder-to-shoulder with me (and with some of the smartest
minds in marketing) he had pretty much learned almost all of
the tight-lipped secrets we had to…

But, after attending my "Fusion Seminar",
Caleb had to admit he had been wrong! There were a LOT of
secrets he learned for the first time at my seminar.

At my "Fusion Seminar"
three of the world's most legendary online and offline
marketers and myself took the stage and began
revealing some of the most powerful secrets in the…

For three solid days, my marketing "Dream
Team" and myself revealed secret after secret... "golden
nuggets of information"... for dramatically increasing
response and super-charging the effectiveness of every piece
of marketing anyone does.

Each speaker revealed the secrets which made
each of us successful. We revealed the secrets which created
breakthrough successes... and... put millions and
millions of dollars in sales and profits into our pockets
(or our clients' pockets). Then, we revealed the powerful
tactics which will make you...