2005 - 07-29-05

I know a doctor who lives in Omaha,
Nebraska. He has made two financial fortunes in his
lifetime.

He made both of them because of me and my copywriting
ability.
Some time ago, in the not-too-distant-past, just before I
was beset by a horde of demons from hell, I announced I
wasn't going to be taking on any more clients. You know what
this doctor did? He paid me three times my normal fee...
just to have me "on hold" to work on a promotion for him
which didn't even exist yet! Well, he has finally discovered
what he wants to work on and I am now creating the marketing for
that endeavor.

Look, if you can afford me and you need some sales
copy written...

I'm Available!

What you should do (once again, if you can afford
it) is hire me while the "getting's good". I have
a sneaking suspicion this door won't be open for very long.
For one thing, I think after Agora tests the letter you downloaded
and read, they are going to want to "own" me. Well,
nobody's ever going to own me. (Except Sirian, of course.) But
if the price is right, I will be available for an "exclusive
lease".

Secondly, every one of the few times in the past
I've announced I was willing to take on some clients, the response
was so overwhelming... the window of opportunity to hire a great
copywriter such as myself... didn't remain open very long.

I don't think it will this time either.

Hey, go read that letter I created for "Options
Hotline" again. Then sit and think: Do you really want
to put in the time, effort and energy to be able to write a
letter such as that? Maybe you're broke and you don't have a
choice. I understand that. But, if that's not the case, you
should be contacting me via my email address ([email protected])
immediately.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

Pathetic, Poor, And On My Knees Before The World

P.S. I just heard Tiger Woods is coming to Miami. I'm
going to gather up all the remaining money I have left and
bet him I can beat him at 18 holes of golf. Oh wait a
minute! That would be kinda stupid, wouldn't it?

I guess I WON'T go do that.

Peace.