2005 - 07-29-05

Well, when I averaged up all the answers, it
turned out the average guess of my height was exactly right.
It turned out the average guess of my weight was 29-pounds
less than my actual weight. And when averaged all together,
they had guessed I was 15-years younger than my actual age.

The truth is, it doesn't matter how young
and thin I actually look to other people. The
calendar and scales don't lie.

Holy cow! I think I'm starting to slip into
a "senior moment" and let this tale get away from me. Even
so, before I
wrap it up, I want to tell you one more little story.

I know a doctor who lives in Omaha,
Nebraska. He has made two financial fortunes in his
lifetime.

He made both of them because of me and my copywriting
ability.
Some time ago, in the not-too-distant-past, just before I
was beset by a horde of demons from hell, I announced I
wasn't going to be taking on any more clients. You know what
this doctor did? He paid me three times my normal fee...
just to have me "on hold" to work on a promotion for him
which didn't even exist yet! Well, he has finally discovered
what he wants to work on and I am now creating the marketing for
that endeavor.

Look, if you can afford me and you need some sales
copy written...

I'm Available!

What you should do (once again, if you can afford
it) is hire me while the "getting's good". I have
a sneaking suspicion this door won't be open for very long.
For one thing, I think after Agora tests the letter you downloaded
and read, they are going to want to "own" me. Well,
nobody's ever going to own me. (Except Sirian, of course.) But
if the price is right, I will be available for an "exclusive
lease".

Secondly, every one of the few times in the past
I've announced I was willing to take on some clients, the response
was so overwhelming... the window of opportunity to hire a great
copywriter such as myself... didn't remain open very long.