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Another thing, if you are hiring me to write a promotion
for you, I will want to get a lot of information from
you. But, you need to remember that once I have this
information, I will write what I think is the best sales
message and ask you to check it for factual accuracy.
But, I will NOT change…

Remember, I am only one person and I can only do so much
work. So, if you are at all interested in hiring me and
becoming a client of mine ("for real"!) call me at (323) 851-8275. And, do it soon. If I'm not available to take
your call, simply leave your name and contact
information (phone number…

One last thing. Actually, it's two last things. First,
I have a big advantage over every other copywriter.
See, my newsletter is the most widely read marketing
publication on earth. That means people all over the
globe are keeping me informed of the latest marketing
breakthroughs which I then use when I am crafting sales
messages for myself or…

Secondly, as you probably know by now, one company hired
me to raise money for their IPO and I nicknamed the ad I
wrote for them the "Water Ad." There's a good chance
you've read that ad. It's in the envelope that says
"Water" on my website. If you haven't read that ad, or
even if…

Hire Them

Not Me!

But, I don't think anybody else could have written that
ad. I also don't think you can find a better copywriter
than me. So, if you are interested in my services...
and... if you can for real afford to hire me... call 323-851-8275 and leave your number and I will call you…

Either way, I hope to be working with you soon and I
want to thank you for reading this long message.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

Peace.

# 2006 - the 700 million dollar man

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear
Friend and Subscriber,

I work out now with a trainer.

Six days a week. Everyday but Sunday. I do road
work on my treadmill and in the park near my apartment. I
pump iron, endure stretching exercises, let my trainer
torture me with a medicine ball and take…

A few days ago, after finishing my workout, I went
to a small diner and ate three steak sandwiches. After
that, I was overcome with the desire to hurt somebody. I
mean bloody their nose, blacken their eyes and kick them
in the balls.

You ever have that happen to you? You ever became
enraged for no reason whatsoever? I decided it would be a
good idea to pound on the young musclehead a few feet away
from me in the diner. Then, it hit me. I suddenly
realized that if I went after him, the bastard would
probably fight back!

I hate that part. When they fight back. I'd truly
kick a lot of ass if I could find a steady supply of
people who wouldn't fight back.

Oh well. My mood instantly evaporated. I gave the
musclehead a friendly greeting, tipped the waitress and
left the restaurant with no broken bones or bruises.

What was that all about? I really don't know. I
haven't a clue why that sudden rage overcame me. Plus, I
don 't have a clue why I'm writing about it.

So, I'll stop. I'll go off in another tangent.

Listen, you ever wonder how many people want me to
allow them to write about…

I turn almost all of
them down.

But, I do make exceptions. Like when I allowed
Scott (Mongo) Haines to tell you about his truly excellent
copywriting course.

Well, I'm gonna do it again. This time it will be
one of my best friends and Master copywriter, John
Carlton. I think you'll enjoy reading about what he has…

Anyway, I'm gonna let him take it from here. So...

Here's Johnny!

From: John Carlton

The most
ripped-off copywriter on the Web...

Howdy...

I just now hung up the phone after another
marathon gab-fest with my good friend Gary Halbert... and he asked me to write
this little note to you.

So, while snow pummels my hovel here in the
comfy bosom of the Sierras -- a continent away from where Gary basks in tropical
warmth -- I’m gonna let you in on a big damn
secret.

Namely... almost everything Gary has been telling
you over the years...

Is True.

I know. I was
there for much of the mayhem, chaos and adventure.

Watching, participating, sometimes
rescuing... and always, always learning. (The stories I can’t
vouch for are mostly about his past sex life. I’m pretty sure he’s
exaggerating, or at the very least deluded.)

My years hanging out with Halbert
were an astonishing ride. Wealth, fame, disaster, discovery and one amazing
marketing adventure after another.

It will truly be a shame if I go to that Big Ad
Agency In The Sky before he does, because I
won’t get to write that shocking biographical expose I’ve been
threatening him with for a…

And, despite the fact I’m over 13
years younger, I wouldn’t bet on him going first, either -- the man has
the health and determination of a prime bull. He still has more piss and
vinegar in him that most twenty-something’s I know.

I think the bastard is gonna outlive us all,
just for spite.

Anyway, what I have to share with you here is
vastly important for anyone who’s been following Gary... and who
is just itching to finally dive into your own entrepreneurial adventure
of hitting it rich... or to put your existing biz on hyper-overdrive and
finally start…

In other words... if you’ll let me... I’m gonna
offer to deliver the kick in the butt you require to finally put your
life and your business on the fast track to attaining the kind of
cash-overloaded... pleasure-filled... and
excitement-guaranteed success you DON’T deserve.

No one is truly worthy of the
capitalistic wet-dream now available to those who bother to learn the insider
secrets, and put them to work. It’s just too lavish and over-the-top wonderful.

Still, it really can be yours. If you want
it.