2006 - the 700 million dollar man

A few days ago, after finishing my workout, I went
to a small diner and ate three steak sandwiches. After
that, I was overcome with the desire to hurt somebody. I
mean bloody their nose, blacken their eyes and kick them
in the balls.

You ever have that happen to you? You ever became
enraged for no reason whatsoever? I decided it would be a
good idea to pound on the young musclehead a few feet away
from me in the diner. Then, it hit me. I suddenly
realized that if I went after him, the bastard would
probably fight back!

I hate that part. When they fight back. I'd truly
kick a lot of ass if I could find a steady supply of
people who wouldn't fight back.

Oh well. My mood instantly evaporated. I gave the
musclehead a friendly greeting, tipped the waitress and
left the restaurant with no broken bones or bruises.

What was that all about? I really don't know. I
haven't a clue why that sudden rage overcame me. Plus, I
don 't have a clue why I'm writing about it.

So, I'll stop. I'll go off in another tangent.

Listen, you ever wonder how many people want me to
allow them to write about their product or service in my
newsletter? I can tell you, it's a bunch. Hundreds of
people want to get a recommendation from me.

I turn almost all of
them down.

But, I do make exceptions. Like when I allowed
Scott (Mongo) Haines to tell you about his truly excellent
copywriting course.

Well, I'm gonna do it again. This time it will be
one of my best friends and Master copywriter, John
Carlton. I think you'll enjoy reading about what he has
to say. For one thing, you'll get an inside look into one
of the outrageous adventures John and I shared together.
Not only that, what he has to offer is of enormous value!