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For the past
three weeks I have been talking to countless
people who supposedly specialize in "high risk"
and "high volume" merchant accounts yet can't
seem to get anything together. US, UK, offshore,
the whole nine yards. I've submitted (quite
literally) hundreds of pages of bullshit forms,
photocopies, paperwork and questionnaires to
various banks and stupid brokers.

This business
can and will do *at least* $500k+ per month in
sales when I have a solid merchant bank to back
it up and I can actually start promoting the
damn thing.

The money
faucet is ready to be turned on, but it's hell
finding someone to process the credit cards. The
whole business and product is totally…

The sales
letter is converting like mad: 2% conversion
ratio on a $500 product (using some techniques I
learned from you by the way - thanks.)

Check it out:

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here}

Anyway Gary,
clearly I'm looking for your "goldmine" credit
card guy. So if what I've said has at all gotten
your interest in giving me "The…

Hey Cupcake, how do you like them apples?
This man's situation is NOT unusual. If you are in direct
marketing in a significant way, I can almost promise...

This Will Happen To You!

I don't care if you've had a merchant
account in good standing for 30 years. I don't care if you
are the mayor…

All I'm saying is, do the
best you can to get ready for it. Do the best you can to
cover your ass. It might be a smart thing for you to do to
read my newsletter "Operation Moneysuck" again.

And now, on a happier note, I'm going to
reproduce another email I received which tends to illustrate…

Gary,

You told us to
personally help Katrina's victims in addition
to donating to charities. Just so you know,
your son's story inspired me. Last week, I
read this story of the University of New
Orleans women's swim team and how they lost
everything. When I read their story, I
determined I would help; therefore I contacted…

It was a
no-brainer; it was easy to help. I told the
coach because she needed something specific,
athletic-related, and because I was able to
help, I was more than willing to do so. Others
can donate whatever, like canned goods (which
is important), but who do you know KNOWS that
you work where you work for a…

Gary, one girl
got problems with her student visa and customs
and such. She was just thankful to be in
America even though she lost EVERYTHING. The
coach told me another only had flip-flops. Can
you imagine that? Another was fixing to go
back to her home country, but her mom said
America offers her hope; therefore she should…

Well, I wanted
to let you know personally how easy it is to
make an impact on others when all it took was
NOT throw money at the problem and hope it
doesn't go away, but just creatively and
thoughtfully impacting others. Gary, these
girls could still use help, so let me know...

Sincerely,

Jason

Okay, I know this is a short newsletter but
I had to get it out fast because... believe it or not...
I've got a big day ahead of me. You know what I get to do
today?

I Get To Go Have A Root Canal Done!

One last thing, this is my second newsletter
of this week. The first one went on this website yesterday
was about the "Gary Halbert Seal Of Approval". Don't be a
dummy, make sure you've read both these issues.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

P.S. I now really do believe when it comes to charity, it
should be given out from human to human. NOT human to
government to human. NOT human to organization to human.
But, plain old human to human. Person to person. If you want
to help people, find a specific person, family or group and…

By the way, I recently read an article about how the huge
amount of money the Red Cross has received in the last month
has paralyzed that organization.

To hell with everything. I'm going to go get my pain.

Peace.

# 2005 - 09-28-05

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

Yesterday I had a "killer idea" about how I
can help many of my subscribers make a great deal of money.

You know when this idea occurred to me? I
swear to God it happened right in the middle while...

I Was Having A Root Canal

There I was, for two solid hours, with a
small Puerto Rican person of the feminine persuasion
constantly poking and scraping inside my mouth with very
sharp steel objects... and... what pops into my mind is this
idea.

Listen: I'm going to have a seminar. This
seminar is going to be very different from any seminar I
have ever given. Or anybody else has ever given for that
matter. There is only going to be one speaker (me) at this
seminar. And this seminar is going to be cheap enough for
any of you who are not…

Yes, at this seminar you will learn quite a
bit about copywriting. But that's NOT the BIG thing. The BIG
thing is, I am going to teach you exactly what you have
to know besides writing copy to make your fortune in direct
marketing.

Not only am I going to do that, I am going
to have a tiny handful of people at that seminar who can
help you (if you need it) to

finance your project, take care of
your merchant account needs, print and do the lettershop
work, set you up with phone answering services and
fulfillment houses,
etc.

Plus, at this seminar, I am going to

deal with every attendee PERSONALLY
and give each of them EXACT instructions on what they
need to do if they want to be wealthy.

I'll give you a lot more information about this
seminar later on. But right now, I want to tell you a few things...
and...

I Need Feedback From My Readers!

First of all, I've already decided I want to have
my seminar in either Miami or Orlando, Florida... or Phoenix,
Arizona... or Los Angeles, California.

Secondly, I'm thinking it is going to start on
either Friday, December 2 or Friday, December 9, and continue
through the weekend.