2005 - 09-27-05

This business
can and will do *at least* $500k+ per month in
sales when I have a solid merchant bank to back
it up and I can actually start promoting the
damn thing.

The money
faucet is ready to be turned on, but it's hell
finding someone to process the credit cards. The
whole business and product is totally, 100%,
absolutely legit. I'm selling turnkey websites
at $497 a pop that allow people to make money by
(very ironically) getting people to apply for
credit cards. They get a completely designed
credit card directory website all set up and
ready to go out of the box, and they earn $40 to
$50 for every credit card application that gets
filled out through their site.

The sales
letter is converting like mad: 2% conversion
ratio on a $500 product (using some techniques I
learned from you by the way - thanks.)

Check it out:

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Anyway Gary,
clearly I'm looking for your "goldmine" credit
card guy. So if what I've said has at all gotten
your interest in giving me "The Halbert Seal Of
Approval", get in touch with me as soon as you
can.

Hey Cupcake, how do you like them apples?
This man's situation is NOT unusual. If you are in direct
marketing in a significant way, I can almost promise...

This Will Happen To You!

I don't care if you've had a merchant
account in good standing for 30 years. I don't care if you
are the mayor of the town you live in. I don't care if
you're such a lily-white citizen you've never had a parking
ticket. It WILL happen to you.

All I'm saying is, do the
best you can to get ready for it. Do the best you can to
cover your ass. It might be a smart thing for you to do to
read my newsletter "Operation Moneysuck" again.

And now, on a happier note, I'm going to
reproduce another email I received which tends to illustrate
my son, Bond, truly does have more wisdom than his father.
(The little shit is not as smart as his old man... but... he
does have more wisdom.) Here's another email I received from
another of my newsletter readers:

Gary,

You told us to
personally help Katrina's victims in addition
to donating to charities. Just so you know,
your son's story inspired me. Last week, I
read this story of the University of New
Orleans women's swim team and how they lost
everything. When I read their story, I
determined I would help; therefore I contacted
their coach. They needed running shoes (among
many other needs), so I brokered a donation
from my athletic company to her team (to be
blunt, I was prepared to dip into my own pocket
if I wasn't able to work it out).