2005 - 09-28-05

# 2005 - 09-28-05

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

Yesterday I had a "killer idea" about how I
can help many of my subscribers make a great deal of money.

You know when this idea occurred to me? I
swear to God it happened right in the middle while...

I Was Having A Root Canal

There I was, for two solid hours, with a
small Puerto Rican person of the feminine persuasion
constantly poking and scraping inside my mouth with very
sharp steel objects... and... what pops into my mind is this
idea.

Listen: I'm going to have a seminar. This
seminar is going to be very different from any seminar I
have ever given. Or anybody else has ever given for that
matter. There is only going to be one speaker (me) at this
seminar. And this seminar is going to be cheap enough for
any of you who are not on welfare to attend.

Yes, at this seminar you will learn quite a
bit about copywriting. But that's NOT the BIG thing. The BIG
thing is, I am going to teach you exactly what you have
to know besides writing copy to make your fortune in direct
marketing.

Not only am I going to do that, I am going
to have a tiny handful of people at that seminar who can
help you (if you need it) to

finance your project, take care of
your merchant account needs, print and do the lettershop
work, set you up with phone answering services and
fulfillment houses,
etc.