2005 - 09-27-05

The reason:
"They do not support my 'business type.'"

In a desparate
move I switched over to Paypal, but they killed
me after only about another $20k in orders.

I actually now
have my Paypal account back but I'm afraid to do
any decent volume at all, and I have told all of
my affiliate partners to back off. (A great
message to send - "Hey, don't make us money!
Stop it!")

For the past
three weeks I have been talking to countless
people who supposedly specialize in "high risk"
and "high volume" merchant accounts yet can't
seem to get anything together. US, UK, offshore,
the whole nine yards. I've submitted (quite
literally) hundreds of pages of bullshit forms,
photocopies, paperwork and questionnaires to
various banks and stupid brokers.

This business
can and will do *at least* $500k+ per month in
sales when I have a solid merchant bank to back
it up and I can actually start promoting the
damn thing.

The money
faucet is ready to be turned on, but it's hell
finding someone to process the credit cards. The
whole business and product is totally, 100%,
absolutely legit. I'm selling turnkey websites
at $497 a pop that allow people to make money by
(very ironically) getting people to apply for
credit cards. They get a completely designed
credit card directory website all set up and
ready to go out of the box, and they earn $40 to
$50 for every credit card application that gets
filled out through their site.

The sales
letter is converting like mad: 2% conversion
ratio on a $500 product (using some techniques I
learned from you by the way - thanks.)

Check it out:

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here}

Anyway Gary,
clearly I'm looking for your "goldmine" credit
card guy. So if what I've said has at all gotten
your interest in giving me "The Halbert Seal Of
Approval", get in touch with me as soon as you
can.

Hey Cupcake, how do you like them apples?
This man's situation is NOT unusual. If you are in direct
marketing in a significant way, I can almost promise...

This Will Happen To You!

I don't care if you've had a merchant
account in good standing for 30 years. I don't care if you
are the mayor of the town you live in. I don't care if
you're such a lily-white citizen you've never had a parking
ticket. It WILL happen to you.