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There's another side to this coin: There are millions of good,
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As you know, in just a few, short weeks, I'm putting on a
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You know, my seminars would be worth attending, even if, there
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Murder Their Wives And

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You'll get a sales letter in the near future offering you a
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It's almost like an IQ test. If you call
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Onward. As you already know, I am always looking for
"Patches of Light". These are the bright, sparkling moments of life
which make everything worthwhile. I had one recently and I'd like to share it
with you.

My next-to-youngest son, Kevin, is not nearly as loud, outspoken
and uncouth as his father or his other brothers. Kevin is a polite, introvert
who walks quietly through life, enhancing the lives of other people. He's a
high-demand, world-class photographer. Until recently, I never had a chance to
see for myself how good he really…

As you know, there is a website on the Internet which features a
new picture of my Costa Rican girlfriend every day of the year. It's located at www.SirianCalendar.com.
And because of Kevin, the pictures which now appear on that calendar are
thousands of times better than the previous ones.

That's because Kevin was recently visiting me in Florida and he
performed a minor miracle in capturing Sirian on film. He knew the exact words
and psychology to get the best out of her, the best out of the makeup artist,
the best out of his assistant and, without creating any ill feelings, to get his
own father (me…

An important comment: I know some of my readers are pigs and
some of you are prudes. I want to tell you up front, this website is not for
people who fit in either of those two categories. The photographs of Sirian are
not nearly as explicit as those you will find in Playboy, Penthouse or other "girlie magazines". On…

The truth is, there is no real commercial reason for the
existence of the SirianCalendar website. It's just something she and I both
enjoy doing. One other thing, if you ever do need a good photographer (and I'm
talking about a really good one) call
my son Kevin. His number is (323) 851-8275.

You know, I really love that kid.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

Gary
C. Halbert

P.S.

Did
you know Joe Polish was recently arrested for committing
sodomy? Luckily, I was able to help him out. I got him a
good lawyer who got the charges reduced to
"following-too-closely".

Oh
shut up! That was a joke, you humorless twit.

P.S. #2

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