Elegant Solutions

Murder Their Wives And

Get On With Their Dreams!

What if you weren't quick enough to get in on attending my
seminar? Fortunately for you, I've made arrangements to have it all recorded on
audio and video tape. These audio and video tapes will be your opportunity to
get as close as possible to the enthusiastic, optimistic,
problem-solving-oriented people listening to the benevolent, world-class genius
illuminating one "Elegant Solution" after another.

You'll get a sales letter in the near future offering you a
chance to buy the tapes of this seminar. But, I've got a deal for you right now.
It's almost like an IQ test. If you call
Rhonda at (305) 534-7577... or fax her at (352) 861-1665... or e-mail me at
nosexgary@aol.com... today... and
say you've got to have the tapes as soon as they are ready for sale (it'll
probably be just before Christmas) I'll let you have the entire package at a 50%
discount.

Onward. As you already know, I am always looking for
"Patches of Light". These are the bright, sparkling moments of life
which make everything worthwhile. I had one recently and I'd like to share it
with you.

My next-to-youngest son, Kevin, is not nearly as loud, outspoken
and uncouth as his father or his other brothers. Kevin is a polite, introvert
who walks quietly through life, enhancing the lives of other people. He's a
high-demand, world-class photographer. Until recently, I never had a chance to
see for myself how good he really is nor to observe him working. I saw Kevin
become a completely different person once he put his "photographer's
hat" on.

As you know, there is a website on the Internet which features a
new picture of my Costa Rican girlfriend every day of the year. It's located at www.SirianCalendar.com.
And because of Kevin, the pictures which now appear on that calendar are
thousands of times better than the previous ones.