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That's because Kevin was recently visiting me in Florida and he
performed a minor miracle in capturing Sirian on film. He knew the exact words
and psychology to get the best out of her, the best out of the makeup artist,
the best out of his assistant and, without creating any ill feelings, to get his
own father (me) to stay the hell out of the way so he could work his magic. In
any case, it is Kevin's pictures which now appear on the SirianCalendar website.

An important comment: I know some of my readers are pigs and
some of you are prudes. I want to tell you up front, this website is not for
people who fit in either of those two categories. The photographs of Sirian are
not nearly as explicit as those you will find in Playboy, Penthouse or other "girlie magazines". On the
other hand, they are much more sexy and sensual than the photos you would find
in the swimsuit edition of Sports
Illustrated. So, if what I've just described appeals to you, go to the site
and have a look for yourself. On the other hand, if it doesn't appeal to you,
you should stay away from it.

The truth is, there is no real commercial reason for the
existence of the SirianCalendar website. It's just something she and I both
enjoy doing. One other thing, if you ever do need a good photographer (and I'm
talking about a really good one) call
my son Kevin. His number is (323) 851-8275.

You know, I really love that kid.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

Gary
C. Halbert

P.S.

Did
you know Joe Polish was recently arrested for committing
sodomy? Luckily, I was able to help him out. I got him a
good lawyer who got the charges reduced to
"following-too-closely".

Oh
shut up! That was a joke, you humorless twit.

P.S. #2

Oh hey.
If you are coming to my "All The New Secrets I
Have Discovered About How To Write Sales Messages Which
Produce Huge And Automatic Profits!" seminar, be
sure to book your room immediately. Call The
Arizona Biltmore Resort & Spa at 1800-950-0086 and
be sure to ask for the "Halbert Room Rate".

Peace.