That's where (hopefully) I can help you. My company, Rim Job, Inc., specializes in guiding American corporations into high profit situations in various Pacific Rim countries... and... we feel Big Fish, Inc. is exactly the kind of company, with exactly the kind of product line, we like to work with.
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I'd like to explain in more detail how a relationship with Rim Job, Inc. could be very profitable for Big Fish, Inc. and I will call you later this week to set up an appointment at your convenience.
Thank you for the courtesy of reading this letter.
Sincerely,
Eldridge J. Fogbottom
P.S. If you have children, that packet of money can be a great birthday gift which will get your child interested in global geography.
Talk to you soon.
OK, admit it: If you were Top Dog Exec and you got that Fed Ex package, with that letter and all that money, you'd be impressed…
Correctamundo?
The two guys who called me for advice were stunned when I came up with this great idea right on the spot. I was glad I'd helped them.
Or so I thought.
About a month later they called me again. They said they were looking for another idea. "You mean that one didn't work?" I asked incredulously…
They said they hadn't sent any of my letters. But they loved the idea and thought it was "fun" to talk with a creative genius like me and they wanted to see if I could give them yet another "killer" idea.
I was livid. I got as verbally abusive as I could. I told them to never call me again. You know, to give another person a really good idea, an idea that may solve a major problem for them... and then... have them not even give it a shot... well... that just pisses me off big time. I've found…
God knows how many people are rich because of what I have taught them. I've received 3,000+ letters of appreciation from such people. But it still gets me, it really gets me, when I can't "get through" to someone.
Like most caring teachers, I am emotional about my "students." I love it when they succeed. I love it when they eclipse me.
But, you know what? I've been writing this letter and giving speeches and seminars for more than a decade... and... there are lots of people who've read nearly every word I've written, been to…
They Still Do Nothing!
I am no longer interested in these types of people. I feel what I have to teach is invaluable... and... I no longer want to cast my pearls before swine!
If you are just mildly interested in all this stuff, I do not want you at my seminar. You see, most people have lives which are…
But I give people the information and wisdom they need to lead lives of passion and power. Many people have used what I taught them to enjoy terrific lives!
Others, whom I have taught the exact same things, have not improved their lives at all. It used to just make me sad. Now, it makes me angry. As far as…
You Don't Deserve To
Occupy Space On This Planet!
I mean it. Move the hell out of this country and go live someplace like Pakistan. Get out and make room for someone else...
Someone Who Appreciates The Chance
Of Living A Really Good Life!
You'll be doing everyone a favor.
Sincerely,
Gary C. Halbert
Gary
C. Halbert
P.S.
One thing a little different about this seminar is...
You Can Bring
ALL The Guests You Want...
At No Extra Charge Whatsoever!
Just one thing: Those guests cannot be current or former subscribers to my newsletter.
Also, you need to let my office know immediately if you are going to attend this seminar and how many other people you will be bringing (100% free) as guests.
We need this info RIGHT NOW so we can pick the hotel in Phoenix which is best suited for this event.
Here's what I need you to do: Call (305) 534-7577 and leave a message for Adrian something like this: "Hi. My name is John Q. Everett and I will be coming to Gary's December seminar which…
# 2005 - 04-25-05
From:
North of Jewfish Creek
Dear Friend & Subscriber,
The first thing I want to tell you is, we were
totally unprepared for the flood of orders we
received for "The 12-Month Millionaire". In fact, we got so many orders
so fast...
We Sold Out Our Entire Supply
In Less Than 30-Minutes!
This caused us to go into an almost "panic
mode" and work frantically nearly 24-hours per day to get
more product created and shipped out.
But, all the orders have been filled and
shipped now and, as I write these very words, you should
have had enough time…
I hope so... because... if you have not
already studied all that info at least two or three times
already, you are truly beyond all hope.
Anyway, now I want to tell you something
which relates to "The 12-Month Millionaire". Something very
important and, I'll tell you just how it relates toward the
end of this letter.
Some time ago, I wrote in this newsletter
how I believed I had achieved the right to call myself "The
World's Greatest Copywriter". I truly believe in my mind
(the only place that matters to me) I am the world's
best.
But, I also revealed I had another goal
which was...
I Wanted To Become The
World's Greatest Copywriting TEACHER!
I now think maybe I have achieved that goal
also.
Remember how I told you I was mentoring a
young (21-years-old) man from Ireland? Well, before I
started mentoring him (his name is Caleb O'Dowd) I learned…
They Don't Have Any Such
Thing Like Them In Ireland!
Well, he's just completed his first sales
letter which will be mailed next Saturday. When I read it, I
was stunned! I actually believe it is so good (it
sells a product having to do with male potency) that neither me,
John Carlton, Gary Bencivenga nor any other…