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It's The Best Of Both Worlds!

You're going
to learn EXACTLY what you need to know to do it all by
yourself... AND... you will be introduced to people who can
take the major burden of all the "LMS" ("Lesser Mortal
Shit") details off your hands.

This little pool of people has taken me more
than 15-years to discover and identify. They are all honest,
ethical, rich, and solid guys who want to do joint venture
deals in the area of direct marketing.

Does coming to my seminar guarantee one of
these guys will want to work with you? Absolutely not! If you have an insanely stupid and pathetic
marketing project, they won't be interested whatsoever.

These two seminars are NOT going to be
"charity" events. Attending one of these seminars does NOT
guarantee you will become successful and wealthy. But I…

Attending One Of My "Root Canal" Seminars

Will Give You The Best Chance You Will Ever
Have

In Your Entire Life Of Becoming Successful And Wealthy!

You may not have what it takes to succeed in
direct marketing (or any other business). There's no way I can
know that. But, if you have at least half a brain and…

By the way, I intend to work with each and
every attendee personally. I will review each of your
projects and tell you how to make them more effective. There
may be a
few cases where I will tell you, in my opinion, your idea or
project doesn't have much of a chance. And if I were you, I…

Don't undervalue what I just wrote. If you
have an idea or project which is doomed to fail, it is
extremely valuable to know... as early as possible... your
project doesn't have much of a chance of success. That way,
you can stop wasting your time, money and energy on that
particular project and go on to something…

I'm about to close this letter now. But
before I do, I want to get something off my chest: What I
want to do is offer a sincere "thank you" to all my readers
and let you know how much I appreciate you are one
of the astonishing number of people who seem to really
appreciate my work.

You know, I have a little-known way (I'm
going to reveal it at both my Orlando and LA seminars) of telling just
how popular a website really is. You've heard of Wal-Mart, haven't you? They're
the biggest retail chain in America. They have a website
www.walmart.com which
gets an enormous amount of…

Well, here's something I can hardly believe:
Do you know my little, pitiful, one-man website has 10% as
much traffic as both of these giant websites? I
can't believe how many people read my newsletters on my
website. I've done almost nothing to promote it. I've never
done anything like "website optimization". I've never…

All I've ever tried to do was write an
honest, humorous and informative newsletter. Yet
somehow, my newsletter has become one of the most
highly-read newsletters in the world.

The truth is...

The People Who Made This Possible,

Are You, My Readers!

I want you to know that even though I don't
have time to answer them all, I really do appreciate the
thousands upon thousands of unsolicited email letters and
rave reviews I receive thanking me for
publishing my newsletter.

Therefore, I think it's high time I
thank you back. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you
from the bottom of my heart.

So there. Enough of that mushy stuff. Just
because I appreciate my readers, doesn't mean I have
forgotten you are all, in fact, nothing but a huge pack
of shitweasels.

Now I'm going to tell you how you can
sign up and pay for either my Orlando Seminar (December 2 to
4) or my Los Angeles (December 9 to 11) seminars. If you're smart, you'll do
it in the next eleven (11) days (by October 11).

Here's How
To Register For My Seminars:

1) If you
want to use PayPal:

a) Go to
www.PayPal.com

b) Click the "Send Money" tab

c) The email address you want to send
money to is "[email protected]"

d) The amount to send is $897.00 (you
need to pay the full amount in PayPal and collect the…

e) In the "Subject" section put
either "Orlando Seminar" or "Los Angeles Seminar"

f) In the "Note" section, please list
anyone else coming to the seminar with you

g) In the "Shipping Information"
section, please put your name, address, phone numbers, and
email address so Theresa can get the seminar details to you

h) Finally, send an email to

[email protected] and let her know you've
made the PayPal payment

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2) If you
want to pay with a credit card but not use PayPal:

Fax Roxanne
at (352) 861-1665
with your credit card details:

a) Your name exactly as it appears on
your credit card

b) Credit card number (we can accept
Visa, MasterCard and American Express)

c) Credit card expiration date

d) Security code (Visa and MasterCard
has 3-digits on the back of the card in the signature
panel); (American Express has 4-digits on the front of the
card above the credit card number)

e) The BILLING address of your credit
card (the address you receive the bills)

f) Finally, please put your name,
address, phone numbers, and email address so Theresa can get
the seminar details to you... AND... let us know if you're
attending the Orlando or Los Angeles seminar

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3)
If you want to pay

by check or money order:

FedEx (so we get
it before the deadline) your check or money order
made

payable to "Cherrywood Publishing"
in the amount of $897.00 to:

Attn: "Orlando
Seminar"... or... "Los Angeles Seminar"