2005 - 09-30-05

All I've ever tried to do was write an
honest, humorous and informative newsletter. Yet
somehow, my newsletter has become one of the most
highly-read newsletters in the world.

The truth is...

The People Who Made This Possible,

Are You, My Readers!

I want you to know that even though I don't
have time to answer them all, I really do appreciate the
thousands upon thousands of unsolicited email letters and
rave reviews I receive thanking me for
publishing my newsletter.

Therefore, I think it's high time I
thank you back. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you
from the bottom of my heart.

So there. Enough of that mushy stuff. Just
because I appreciate my readers, doesn't mean I have
forgotten you are all, in fact, nothing but a huge pack
of shitweasels.

Now I'm going to tell you how you can
sign up and pay for either my Orlando Seminar (December 2 to
4) or my Los Angeles (December 9 to 11) seminars. If you're smart, you'll do
it in the next eleven (11) days (by October 11).

Here's How
To Register For My Seminars:

1) If you
want to use PayPal:

a) Go to
www.PayPal.com

b) Click the "Send Money" tab

c) The email address you want to send
money to is "[email protected]"

d) The amount to send is $897.00 (you
need to pay the full amount in PayPal and collect the split
from your associates)