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Make Your Computer Easier
"..is like a miniature 'crash course'
for frustrated computer users. It
comes with a 100% iron-clad, double-
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computer like an expert... even if. you have never used
a computer before! It starts
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(and install) the best anti-
computer... not even... how to
ME. No matter which ver-
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plug your computer into your
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the world and, have them
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learn a "secret" way... to
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tem... even when you are
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puter from lightning and
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there is to it. This little report
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is like a miniature "crash
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O.K., the first thing every-
one does when they buy i
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"..it teaches anyone who can read
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like an expert... even if. you have
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Instruction
Manual
that
comes with it. Then, they start
tumbling around pressing
buttons on the keyboard,
right-clicking and left-click-
ing their "mouse" and, in general, spending days, weeks,
months... and... sometimes
veurs.. desperately trying to
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