Make Your Computer Easier

# Make Your Computer Easier

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MONDAY, MARCH 11, 2002

New little report reveuls...
PAID ADVERTISEMENT

How
To Make
Your
Computer Easier To Use
Than Your Telephone!

If you are interested in being
able to make your personal
computer... as easy-to-use as
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Here is why.
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will be able to recognize
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ent online catalogues, like
er... and... how each part
L.L. Bean, Lands End and
works!
others, both inside and out-
• You will learn how to navi-
side the United States!
gate ever! version of
* You'll learn the "secret
Windows. just like a pro! It
way" to stop receiving
does NOT matter if you
junk E-mail!
have
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and everyone else who is
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(and install) the best anti-
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ME. No matter which ver-
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how to turn your computer on
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the world and, have them
exactly.. how to go from
learn a "secret" way... to
there. play on your sound sys-
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tem... even when you are
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• Right after that, you will
puter from lightning and
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than almost anybody... even
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if.. they have been using a
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answer is easy. Every com- • You'll learn how to actually
there is to it. This little report
¡puter sold in America comes
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is like a miniature "crash

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O.K., the first thing every-
one does when they buy i
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"..it teaches anyone who can read
plain English how to use a computer
like an expert... even if. you have
never used a computer before!"

Instruction
Manual
that
comes with it. Then, they start
tumbling around pressing
buttons on the keyboard,
right-clicking and left-click-
ing their "mouse" and, in general, spending days, weeks,
months... and... sometimes
veurs.. desperately trying to
master their computer.
Eventually, after much time
and struggle, they learn how
to send and receive E-mail,
do a little basic research... and
maybe... how to send a digital
photo to their friends and
family.
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down the name of your card,
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expiration date.
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message.

VITAL NOTE. If you order
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"HOW TO MAKE YOUR
COMPUTER AS EASY TO USE
AS YOUR TELEPHONE...
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By Webmaster Raymond Steinbacher, and the research staff at Green Tree Press, Inc.

you
frustrated by your computer? Is it about as

• Well, here's great news! Green Tree
- with the assistance of Webmaster
Raymond Steinbacher - has developed a unique new computer-
training course designed specifically for beginners! Whether you're a complete novice or a person with limited
computer experience, this is the course you've been waiting for! Here's why... l It begins with the assumption that you know nothing
about computers. None of the terminology. Nothing. • Every lesson... every step... is explained in plain English. There's no confusing computer jargon. No technical language. E Every step is sequential. You simply can't make a mistake
because every step is self-correcting. El It's easy! And it's fun! You'll be amazed at how quickly
you're learning. You'll receive your printed course on large 8 1/2" x 11" pages
with a sturdy Bristol cover. So it's exceptionally easy to read. And, everything is fully illustrated with drawings and photo-
graphs. So you not only read - you actually see — each step. It comes to you complete. Ready to use. And we're so
confident you'll complete the program successfully, we uncondi-
tronally guarantee your results or your money back! It will take you about 2 - 3 hours - start to finish. you'll learn
how to navigate through Windows 95 Or
Windows 98'
just like a pro... master basic desktop
publishing... create your own files and spread sheets. • You'll be
able to recognize all the various parts of your
computer... and how each part functions.

• You'll understand the "world wide web"... "the internet". You'll learn how to go anywhere in the world! Instantly! • You'll discover how to acquire new software absolutely
FREE. • You'll discover how to bypass busy signals and get onto
the Internet in a matter of seconds. • You'll learn a secret way to stop receiving junk E-mail. • You'll learn how to create and send messages to people
around the world - even if you don't type! • You'll learn to do financial planning, develop a workable
budget...even do payroll and employment records. • You'll discover how to acquire and install the best antivirus
program in the world - FREE! • You'll learn how to send clear, colorful family photos
around the world - FREE! • You'll learn how to FULLY protect your computer from
lightning and power surges (ordinary power strips don't do
the job)! • You'll learn a secret way to get FREE stereo FM and AM
stations from around
the world and have them play on your
sound system - while you're on line! • You'll discover a way to make your modem dial twice as
fast as it does now - FREE.

"How come it's so easy for Grannie?"
• You'll be able to create files... short cuts... address books -
even create your own posters and greeting cards!
• You'll be able to talk to anyone in the world - FREE - for
up to 15 minutes (no long distance charges.)
• You'll discover how you can save hundreds of dollars by
using your computer as a fax machine.
• And much, much more...

Here are some comments from a few of our customers:
"... the course is GREAT!! Why can't those computer companies
make their instructions one tenth as good as your course?"
Sgt. Frank Gorchak, New Mexico
"... a lot better than those "dummies" books and a whale of a
lot easier to understand, too. I learned the entire Windows
segment in just 38 minutes."
George Roddy, New York
"... I'm a homemaker and grandma. I purchased your program
out of self defense because the grandkids know all about
computers. Now I'm on the internet playing trivia games with
several other ladies in Scotland!!... you made it so easy."
Margaret Hunter, Ohio

MONEY BACK GUARANTEES
Try the course in your own home for 60 days. If you re not absolutely delighted outh
the results you achieve, simply return it, at any time, fora RUlE RERUND
No condions. No questions asked. nat is our %o unconditional guarantee

Green Tree Press, Inc. Dept. 435
3603 West 12th St. Erie, PA 16505
Yes. please rush me the Green Trec Press Computer Course for a 60 day trial period. If
I'm not delighted with the results I achieve. 1 may return it at any time for a full refund.
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