Make Your Computer Easier

# Make Your Computer Easier

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Daily News
MONDAY, MARCH 11, 2002

New little report reveuls...
PAID ADVERTISEMENT

How
To Make
Your
Computer Easier To Use
Than Your Telephone!

If you are interested in being
able to make your personal
computer... as easy-to-use as
your home telephone... this...
will be the most important
message you will ever read.
Here is why.
A small new report has just
been published. It was written
for beginners, senior citizens

• In just a few minutes, you
• You'll learn how to browse
will be able to recognize
through hundreds of differ-
every part of your comput-
ent online catalogues, like
er... and... how each part
L.L. Bean, Lands End and
works!
others, both inside and out-
• You will learn how to navi-
side the United States!
gate ever! version of
* You'll learn the "secret
Windows. just like a pro! It
way" to stop receiving
does NOT matter if you
junk E-mail!
have
Windows
95, & You'll discover how to get
and everyone else who is
frustrated by computers.
It is very short, very simple.
very easy-to-read and, very
cheap to buy.
This report is amazing. It
teaches anyone who can read
plain English how to use a

"..is like a miniature 'crash course'
for frustrated computer users. It
comes with a 100% iron-clad, double-
your-money-back guarantee..."
computer like an expert... even if. you have never used
a computer before! It starts
with the idea you know
absolutely nothing about a
Windows 98 or Windows
(and install) the best anti-
computer... not even... how to
ME. No matter which ver-
virus program in the world
turn one on! sion of Windows is on your
absolutely FREE! Then, it takes you step-by-
computer, you will be able • Plus, you will also discover
step. starting with how to
to master it in less than 1/2
hundreds of other new soft-
plug your computer into your
hour! ware programs... also... electric wall socket (believe it & You'll learn how to get
absolutely FREE! for not. most people make a
FREE Internet service! • You'll learn a little-known
mistake when they do this)... • Not only will you learn how
way to get free AM and FM
how to turn your computer on
to get on the Internet (the
radio stations from all over
(the correct way)... and... easy way).. you will also
the world and, have them
exactly.. how to go from
learn a "secret" way... to
there. play on your sound sys-
bypass... busy signals... so,
tem... even when you are
And guess what? After you
you will always be able to
still online! Start
reading this
little
get on the 'Net almost
• You'll know the real way to
report... in less than 200-min-
instantly! FULLY protect your com-
iltes..

you will know more
• Right after that, you will
puter from lightning and
about how to use a computer
learn how to create and
power surges! (Those ordi-
than almost anybody... even
send messages... instantly... nary "power strips" they
if.. they have been using a
(all over the world)... even
sell you in computer stores
computer for years. if. you don't know how to
just don't do the job!)
How
can
this, be? The
type! Well, that's pretty much all
answer is easy. Every com- • You'll learn how to actually
there is to it. This little report
¡puter sold in America comes
talk to anyone (anywhere in
is like a miniature "crash

computer for years.
can this, be? The
answer is easy. Every com-
with on "Instruction Manual."
These manuals are confusing.
almost impossible to under-
stand... and... are full of use-
less information!
O.K., the first thing every-
one does when they buy i
computer
is read the