Desperate Housewife Weight Loss

• One food you must never eat
again, not even once a year!
(I'm sorry about this. It's the
only part of my weight-loss
secret that's even a little bit
hard. But, there is this one
food that is so bad for over-
weight people... I recommend you NEVER eat it.)
Hey, nothing's perfect.
• How to get an actual photo-
graph of yourself (right now)
that shows how you are going
to look when you get down to
your perfect weight! (This is
really
neat.
You may not
know it but, there's a new
"gizmo" out now that can do
this.)
Well, I guess that's it. You'll
learn everything you
need to
know when you read my report.
And, as I told you
earlier, it
doesn't cost very much. Not only
that, when you order...
I Want You To Postdate
Your Check For 60-Days
Ahead!
This means you will have two
full months to
use my system
and prove it will help you lose
weight... before I can even cash
your check!
Why am I doing this? The
answer is simple. You see, I
know you will lose weight after

back. He said my weight didn't
matter. He said he loved me for
who I was and not how Hooked.
He said sure, sometimes he
would look at
another woman
because, after all, he was only
human. But, he said he never
even thought about cheating on
me.
Well, now I know he was
telling the truth. But, back then,
I just couldn't believe it. I guess
that's why I told him I wouldn't
come home until I lost every
ounce of my extra weight.
He said he would wait for me
and, I thank God... he did!
OK, now let me get to the
good part. While I was separated
from my husband, I finally did
discover a way to lose weight
and keep it off. Actually, I didn't
really "discover" it because...
I Figured It Out
For Mysell.
It's so simple, so easy... and...
it works so fast... you won't
believe it.
Which brings
up another
point: Why should you believe
me? After all, as I said, I'm not a
doctor, not a nutritionist and.!
don't have a college degree in
anything..
It doesn't matter. You see, l've
figured out a way...
I Can Force
You To Believe Me!
It's very simple. nave
explained my secret in a small
leasy-to-read, little report. My
report is written in plain English
and you can read it from cover
to cover in less inan half-an-
hour.
It doesn't cost much either. It's
only 62 pages and I can send it
to you for a very small amount
of money.
But... how can I force you to
believe me? That's easy. You
see, if you decide to order my
report, I'll send it to you right
away... but...

hunger. This is the healthy way... MY
way... and my report
explains exactly how to do it. It's
very simple. You can do it wherever you are and, it is something
you are going to love doing. It
won't cost you a penny (actually,
it will save you money) and... I
promise... as soon as you read
about this... You Are Going To Have
A Very Big Smile On
Your Face! Why? Simply because my
secret makes so much "common
sense"
you are going to laugh
thinking about how all those
expensive doctors and big shot
diet experts couldn't figure this
out. To tell the truth, I bet you are
going to wonder why you didn't
tigure it out! Oh well, let's talk about the
second enemy you have if you
want to lose weight. Enemy #2
is.. a slow metabolism. Your metabolism determines
how fast you burn up calories. Some people have a very fast
metabolism. They can eat just
about anything they want and as
much as they want... and never
gain an ounce. But many people,
people like you and me, are not
that lucky. Our metabolism
slows down a little more every
year. Therefore, we can actually
eat less than some of our lucky
friends and... • They Never Gain An
Ounce While We Put On
Pound After Pound! What should we do about this? Well, what we don't want to do,
in my opinion, is take pills or
drugs. You see, there is a very
simple way (my way) to speed
up your metabolism. And
• my
method is good for you. It's
cheap, it doesn't take much time,
your
doctor will approve, and
you'll love how it works.

What I'm going to give you, to

ana prove it will neip you lose
weight... before I can even cash
your check!
Why am I doing this? The
answer is simple. You see, I
know you will lose weight after
you read my report. There is not
a single doubt in my mind. But,
since you don't know me... and....
because I'm not a doctor or any-
thing like that, I figured this
would be a good way to put your
mind at ease.
Because, if you don't like my
report, you can call or write my
office (anytime within the next
60-days) and I will immediately
send back your uncashed check.
But, I don't think you are
going to do that. I think the day
you rest day of your life and
almost immediately...
You Are Going To Start
Losing Weight Faster And
Easier Than You Ever
Thought Possible!
Period.
It's easy to order. All you have
to do is wnte your name and
address and the words "Betty's
Diet Report" on a piece of paper
and send it with your postdated
payment of only $19.95 plus
$3.00 postage and handling to:
Betty Adams
820 Ocean Dr. #301
Miami Beach, FL 33139
By the way, checks and money
orders should be made out to
me, Betty Adams, and it is not a
good idea to send cash through
the mail. And... please... don't
conger to postdate your paymen
wo full months (60-days
abead.
IMPORTANT: if you want
extra fast service, you can use
one of your credit cards and
order by phone. My number is
You can call
anytime from 9:00 a.m. to 7:00
p.m. East Coast time.
Thank you.
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