Desperate Housewife Weight Loss

# Desperate Housewife Weight Loss

The Amazing Diet Secret Of A
Desperate Housewife Who Was
Scared Of Losing Her Husband! By BETTY ADAMS
My name is Betty Adams and,
the first thing you should know
about me is... I am not a doctor. I'm not an expert on nutrition
either. I never went to college
and I don't have a degree in any-
thing. In fact, the only thing I
consider myself an
"expert"
about is... I Think I Know How
Almost Any Woman
In America Can Lose
Up To 63 Pounds In
A Very Easy Way! I know... because... I did it. Listen,
not long
ago I was
cared 1 was going to lose my
husband. I'm not very tall and
my weight was up to almost 200
pounds. He never said anything
Not one word. But... every once
in a while... I thought I could see
him looking at other women out
of the corner of his eye. Who could blame
him? I
Jooked awful and I felt terrible
about myself. So... I decided to
go on a diet. I went to six differ-
ent bookstores and I found out
they had 67 different diet books. I bought every one of them. It cost me $1,541.23 and... seven
months
later... I had
gained another 23 pounds. So, I went to a doctor. In fact,
I went to three doctors. I took
every pill they prescribed for
me... and... I stayed fat. I tried
four different liquid diets. I tried
listening to those
"subliminal"
tapes. I ordered five different
"can't-fail" plans from those late
night
shows. tried
acupuncture. I tried hypnosis. You know, it seems to me, I tried
almost everything on the mar-
ket. Unfortunately, the results
were always the same...

I'd Lose A Few Pounds In
The Beginning And Then,
I'd Gain It All Back... And Sometimes I'd Even
Gain More! Then, after all that, I did
something really stupid:1 left
my husband! I must have been
out of my mind. You seo, ho
never even hinted he was going
to leave me. But, I was so scared
he would... I decided to leave
him first. He begged me to come

You Can Keep Your Money
For 60-Days So You Will
Have Plenty Of Time To
Prove To Yourself My
Secret Really Does Work!
Hi explain about that in a
minute. But first, let me tell you
a little about what I have discovered. Look, if you want to lose
weight and, keep it off, you have
two big enemies. The first
enemy is hunger. Nobody has
enough willpower to stay hun-

help you speed up your metabolism, is actually a prescription. But, since this prescription is
100% natural, you don't need to
get it from a doctor. All the
ingredients of this prescription
are available almost every-
where... plus... all the ingredients are free, or else, very cheap
to buy. (You probably have most
of them already!)
'Anyway, that's the two main
things you will learn when you
read my report: (1) How to
"...I told him I wouldn't come
home until I lost every ounce of
my extra weight..."
gry for the rest of their life
What that means is, you've got
to find a way to stop hunger so
you never even want to overeat! I know three ways to fight
hunger. Two of them are very
dangerous and they can cause
you to die. The third way? Well,
that's my way... and... it's genuinely good for you. Let's talk about those two dangerous ways first:
SMOKING:
Want to lose weight fast? Just start smoking cigarettes
(if you don't already) and
you'll probably lose some-
where between 8 to 20
pounds. Of course, you'll
really mess up your health
and eventually, you might
even get lung cancer. And... what if you've got
more than 8 to 20 pounds to
lose? What are you going to
do then? Note: If you already smoke,
my secret will help you lose
every extra pound... even if
you quit! DIET PILLS:
I don't care what kind they
are. In my opinion, they are
all: dangerous. They
are
unnatural. Thev are addictive. They are expensive
Plus
after you know my
secret... TOTALLY
UNNECES-
SARY
Enough of that.

Now, let's talk
about the third way to get rid of

reduce hunger and (2) How to
healthfully
speed-up
your
metabolism.
However,
my report
does
explain a few more things 1
think you will find very interest-
• What you must do before you
finish each meal... while you
are still sitting at the table!
• Why you must, once a week.
go on a binge! Believe.t or
not, there is one certain time
every week... when you must
force yourself to overeat.
This really
is true.. and...
doing this will help you lose

"...He said he'd never even thought
about cheating on me..."

back. He said my weight didn't
matter. He said he loved me for
who I was and not how I looked
He said sure, sometimes he

hunger. This is the healthy way...
MY
way...
and
report
explains exactly how to do it. It's
very simple. You can do it wher-

• One food you must never eat
again, not even once a year!
(I'm sorry about this. It's the
only part of my weight-loss
secret that's even a little bit
hard. But, there is this one
food that is so bad for over-
weight people... I recommend you NEVER eat it.)
Hey, nothing's perfect.
• How to get an actual photo-
graph of yourself (right now)
that shows how you are going
to look when you get down to
your perfect weight! (This is
really
neat.
You may not
know it but, there's a new
"gizmo" out now that can do
this.)
Well, I guess that's it. You'll
learn everything you
need to
know when you read my report.
And, as I told you
earlier, it
doesn't cost very much. Not only
that, when you order...
I Want You To Postdate
Your Check For 60-Days
Ahead!
This means you will have two
full months to
use my system
and prove it will help you lose
weight... before I can even cash
your check!
Why am I doing this? The
answer is simple. You see, I
know you will lose weight after

back. He said my weight didn't
matter. He said he loved me for
who I was and not how Hooked.
He said sure, sometimes he
would look at
another woman
because, after all, he was only
human. But, he said he never
even thought about cheating on
me.
Well, now I know he was
telling the truth. But, back then,
I just couldn't believe it. I guess
that's why I told him I wouldn't
come home until I lost every
ounce of my extra weight.
He said he would wait for me
and, I thank God... he did!
OK, now let me get to the
good part. While I was separated
from my husband, I finally did
discover a way to lose weight
and keep it off. Actually, I didn't
really "discover" it because...
I Figured It Out
For Mysell.
It's so simple, so easy... and...
it works so fast... you won't
believe it.
Which brings
up another
point: Why should you believe
me? After all, as I said, I'm not a
doctor, not a nutritionist and.!
don't have a college degree in
anything..
It doesn't matter. You see, l've
figured out a way...
I Can Force
You To Believe Me!
It's very simple. nave
explained my secret in a small
leasy-to-read, little report. My
report is written in plain English
and you can read it from cover
to cover in less inan half-an-
hour.
It doesn't cost much either. It's
only 62 pages and I can send it
to you for a very small amount
of money.
But... how can I force you to
believe me? That's easy. You
see, if you decide to order my
report, I'll send it to you right
away... but...

hunger. This is the healthy way... MY
way... and my report
explains exactly how to do it. It's
very simple. You can do it wherever you are and, it is something
you are going to love doing. It
won't cost you a penny (actually,
it will save you money) and... I
promise... as soon as you read
about this... You Are Going To Have
A Very Big Smile On
Your Face! Why? Simply because my
secret makes so much "common
sense"
you are going to laugh
thinking about how all those
expensive doctors and big shot
diet experts couldn't figure this
out. To tell the truth, I bet you are
going to wonder why you didn't
tigure it out! Oh well, let's talk about the
second enemy you have if you
want to lose weight. Enemy #2
is.. a slow metabolism. Your metabolism determines
how fast you burn up calories. Some people have a very fast
metabolism. They can eat just
about anything they want and as
much as they want... and never
gain an ounce. But many people,
people like you and me, are not
that lucky. Our metabolism
slows down a little more every
year. Therefore, we can actually
eat less than some of our lucky
friends and... • They Never Gain An
Ounce While We Put On
Pound After Pound! What should we do about this? Well, what we don't want to do,
in my opinion, is take pills or
drugs. You see, there is a very
simple way (my way) to speed
up your metabolism. And
• my
method is good for you. It's
cheap, it doesn't take much time,
your
doctor will approve, and
you'll love how it works.

What I'm going to give you, to

ana prove it will neip you lose
weight... before I can even cash
your check!
Why am I doing this? The
answer is simple. You see, I
know you will lose weight after
you read my report. There is not
a single doubt in my mind. But,
since you don't know me... and....
because I'm not a doctor or any-
thing like that, I figured this
would be a good way to put your
mind at ease.
Because, if you don't like my
report, you can call or write my
office (anytime within the next
60-days) and I will immediately
send back your uncashed check.
But, I don't think you are
going to do that. I think the day
you rest day of your life and
almost immediately...
You Are Going To Start
Losing Weight Faster And
Easier Than You Ever
Thought Possible!
Period.
It's easy to order. All you have
to do is wnte your name and
address and the words "Betty's
Diet Report" on a piece of paper
and send it with your postdated
payment of only $19.95 plus
$3.00 postage and handling to:
Betty Adams
820 Ocean Dr. #301
Miami Beach, FL 33139
By the way, checks and money
orders should be made out to
me, Betty Adams, and it is not a
good idea to send cash through
the mail. And... please... don't
conger to postdate your paymen
wo full months (60-days
abead.
IMPORTANT: if you want
extra fast service, you can use
one of your credit cards and
order by phone. My number is
You can call
anytime from 9:00 a.m. to 7:00
p.m. East Coast time.
Thank you.
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