Desperate Housewife Weight Loss

help you speed up your metabolism, is actually a prescription. But, since this prescription is
100% natural, you don't need to
get it from a doctor. All the
ingredients of this prescription
are available almost every-
where... plus... all the ingredients are free, or else, very cheap
to buy. (You probably have most
of them already!)
'Anyway, that's the two main
things you will learn when you
read my report: (1) How to
"...I told him I wouldn't come
home until I lost every ounce of
my extra weight..."
gry for the rest of their life
What that means is, you've got
to find a way to stop hunger so
you never even want to overeat! I know three ways to fight
hunger. Two of them are very
dangerous and they can cause
you to die. The third way? Well,
that's my way... and... it's genuinely good for you. Let's talk about those two dangerous ways first:
SMOKING:
Want to lose weight fast? Just start smoking cigarettes
(if you don't already) and
you'll probably lose some-
where between 8 to 20
pounds. Of course, you'll
really mess up your health
and eventually, you might
even get lung cancer. And... what if you've got
more than 8 to 20 pounds to
lose? What are you going to
do then? Note: If you already smoke,
my secret will help you lose
every extra pound... even if
you quit! DIET PILLS:
I don't care what kind they
are. In my opinion, they are
all: dangerous. They
are
unnatural. Thev are addictive. They are expensive
Plus
after you know my
secret... TOTALLY
UNNECES-
SARY
Enough of that.

Now, let's talk
about the third way to get rid of

reduce hunger and (2) How to
healthfully
speed-up
your
metabolism.
However,
my report
does
explain a few more things 1
think you will find very interest-
• What you must do before you
finish each meal... while you
are still sitting at the table!
• Why you must, once a week.
go on a binge! Believe.t or
not, there is one certain time
every week... when you must
force yourself to overeat.
This really
is true.. and...
doing this will help you lose

"...He said he'd never even thought
about cheating on me..."

back. He said my weight didn't
matter. He said he loved me for
who I was and not how I looked
He said sure, sometimes he

hunger. This is the healthy way...
MY
way...
and
report
explains exactly how to do it. It's
very simple. You can do it wher-

• One food you must never eat
again, not even once a year!
(I'm sorry about this. It's the
only part of my weight-loss
secret that's even a little bit
hard. But, there is this one
food that is so bad for over-
weight people... I recommend you NEVER eat it.)
Hey, nothing's perfect.
• How to get an actual photo-
graph of yourself (right now)
that shows how you are going
to look when you get down to
your perfect weight! (This is
really
neat.
You may not
know it but, there's a new
"gizmo" out now that can do
this.)
Well, I guess that's it. You'll
learn everything you
need to
know when you read my report.
And, as I told you
earlier, it
doesn't cost very much. Not only
that, when you order...
I Want You To Postdate
Your Check For 60-Days
Ahead!
This means you will have two
full months to
use my system
and prove it will help you lose
weight... before I can even cash
your check!
Why am I doing this? The
answer is simple. You see, I
know you will lose weight after

back. He said my weight didn't
matter. He said he loved me for
who I was and not how Hooked.
He said sure, sometimes he
would look at
another woman
because, after all, he was only
human. But, he said he never
even thought about cheating on
me.
Well, now I know he was
telling the truth. But, back then,
I just couldn't believe it. I guess
that's why I told him I wouldn't
come home until I lost every
ounce of my extra weight.
He said he would wait for me
and, I thank God... he did!
OK, now let me get to the
good part. While I was separated
from my husband, I finally did
discover a way to lose weight
and keep it off. Actually, I didn't
really "discover" it because...
I Figured It Out
For Mysell.
It's so simple, so easy... and...
it works so fast... you won't
believe it.
Which brings
up another
point: Why should you believe
me? After all, as I said, I'm not a
doctor, not a nutritionist and.!
don't have a college degree in
anything..
It doesn't matter. You see, l've
figured out a way...
I Can Force
You To Believe Me!
It's very simple. nave
explained my secret in a small
leasy-to-read, little report. My
report is written in plain English
and you can read it from cover
to cover in less inan half-an-
hour.
It doesn't cost much either. It's
only 62 pages and I can send it
to you for a very small amount
of money.
But... how can I force you to
believe me? That's easy. You
see, if you decide to order my
report, I'll send it to you right
away... but...