2005 - 12-12-05

If you do this for me, I'll do something nice
for you. I don't know what that will be yet... but... it
will be something nice and it will be valuable.

So, if you want to make my Christmas merry,
my Hanukkah happy, forward the information in this
newsletter to someone else... ask them to read the valuable
information... and ask them to forward it to other people.
Think of it this way: It is your duty and your honor as a
peace-loving citizen to spread the word of my wonderfulness
throughout the Internet world.

Thank you.

Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or
at least a nice holiday season. By the way, you should try
to avoid going on your roof when Santa's sleigh is there.
The runners on which his sleigh sits have been sharpened by
his little elves and they now have a razor-edge equivalent
to a doctor's scalpel. By messing around on the roof while
Santa's up there, you could easily lose one of your arms or
legs. And that would almost certainly put a damper on your
enjoyment of the holidays.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

P.S. If you actually do as I ask and forward my newsletter
to one or more other people, please send me an email to
[email protected] and in
the "Subject Line" you could write "You Owe Me." In the
"Body" of your email, you could include your name... and if
you want... your "snail mail" address.

Peace.