2005 - 12-12-05

# 2005 - 12-12-05

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

If you have any interest in Internet marketing
whatsoever, what I am going to include in this newsletter
will be a very special... and very valuable... holiday gift.

I'm going to teach you...

A New, Inexpensive Way

To Get More Traffic To Your Website

Than You Would
Ever Believe Possible!

To begin with, I am going to reproduce a
1/4-page newspaper ad right here in this newsletter which
will appear in newspapers all over the United States during
this month (December) and next month (January).

Free
Website Reveals The Most Hard-Nosed, Realistic
Money-Making Secrets On The Entire Internet!

New research has uncovered an
almost unknown website that reveals more real
money-making secrets than anyplace else on the
entire Internet. This website is 100% free.
There are no sponsored links, no registration
required, no pop-up ads, no banner ads and
nothing you have to buy.

Here's just a small sample
(very small) of the hard-hitting, money-making
secrets you'll discover when you go to this
website:

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How to get as much money as you need to really
get your business rolling... and... get it
without borrowing!

How to get a product to sell if
you don't have one already... and... how to get
it for nothing!

How to use an ordinary phone line
($15.00 per month), a Radio Shack answering
machine, and classified ads to make 15 times as
much income as the average American heart
surgeon!

How to get the exact name and
address of thousands of people who would love to
send you money!

How to mail up to 100,000 letters
per week at no cost whatsoever... not even
postage!

What to write on a cheap little
postcard that will make people flood you with
cash!

How to use 976 and 900 numbers to
get people to pay to hear all about what you
want to sell them!

How to use the yellow pages of
your phone book in a secret way that will flush
out huge wads of money!

How to use cheap little
classified ads to make as much as $10,000 per
day!

How to get yourself or your
product featured on cable TV at no cost
whatsoever!

How to get movie and TV stars to
help you sell your products and services!

An amazing secret that can turn
your local newspaper into your own personal
goldmine!

Seven sure fire ways to become a
millionaire even if you only have $500.00 to get
started!

How to write one letter... and...
fill out one form... and... get an instant
paycheck for up to $35,000!

How to totally eliminate
lawsuits! (Lawyers will hate this more than
anything ever written.)

The secret of perfect putting!
(This has nothing to do with business or
advertising... but... so many people love golf,
this info is included on the website.)

10 amazing ways to lose weight
that work like crazy! (Again, nothing to do with
marketing or business but, it's vital info for
millions of people.)

How to use CIA files to beat your
competition! (Yes, they ARE available... and...
you can get them.)

A video camera, a legal pad, a
ballpoint pen: All you need to make more money
than you can count!

What question you must ask when
you rent a car to get the lowest price humanly
possible!

How to get the maximum (ethical)
price for whatever it is you are selling!

How to fly anywhere in the world
at the lowest possible price!

How to protect yourself against
your own attorney! (Note: This is 100 times more
important than protecting yourself against your
opponent's attorney.)

How to make $14,750 by sending
just two faxes!

3 lies all intelligent men always
tell women!

17 lies all intelligent women
always tell men!

The top 100 most searched for
words on the Internet!

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How to overcome the
body chemical that keeps you fat!

The secret "red convertible"
technique that can get almost any man to work
for you!

How to instantly increase your
problem solving ability by 250%!

Why sometimes missing an
appointment (deliberately) can increase your
income!

How to gain an immediate
"psychological edge" on anyone who is doing a
business deal with you!

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Secret internet
software only very, very rich people know about!

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How to use the
"evaporating deal" technique to win almost every
business negotiation!

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How to get all of
your advertising read by 500% more people
without changing a single word or increasing the
size of your ad! (You'll be shocked and amazed
at how simple this is... and... by how well it
works.)

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Exactly how long it
should take your web page to load! (Any longer
and you'll lose people in droves.)

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How to use sex
appeal in your advertising without offending
your customers!

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How to create an
"engineered paradigm change"! (This absolutely
guarantees you will achieve almost ANY goal.)

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How to chart your
"energy curve" and use this info to dramatically
enhance your quality of life!

The two worst mistakes you can
make when you are meeting someone new you want
to impress!

17 stocks you must dump
immediately! (Note: It doesn't matter when you
are reading this. These stocks have to be
removed from your portfolio under any
circumstances.)

What you should do if you are
going to have an operation that will speed up
your recovery by as much as 75%! (Your doctor
will never tell you this.)

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secret direct mail technique that
has produced response rates as high as 90%! (Use
this on your next mailing and watch your results
and profits soar.)

An open letter to anyone who owns
a corporation... and foolishly... believes it
will protect his personal assets!

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How to do 90% of
your business... outside... the legal system...
and... how to do it legally!

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What you should do
to the light bulbs in your house that can
dramatically help you sell it!

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The single-most
important thing you must do... if... you
seriously want to be rich!

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And much, much
more!

Anyway, that's just a small
(very tiny) sample of what you will find on this
website. Go there immediately if you want to
take a wealth and success journey that you've
only dreamed about until now.

www.TheGaryHalbertLetter.com

Remember, there's nothing to
buy... no sponsored links... no pop-up ads...
and... no registration needed. This website is
"for real" 100% free.

WARNING:
Don't go to the
website if you are offended by being told the
truth, don't have an open mind, or will be put
off by the occasional well-placed profanity. The
truth isn't always easy to take. And often, it's
not pretty. If you are looking for "political
correctness" instead of reality, this is NOT a
website you should be reading.

Now that you have read that 1/4-page
newspaper ad, I would like you to take a guess as to how
much it will cost me to run that ad in an average daily
newspaper.

Believe it or not, because I know how to buy
newspaper space and get a 90% discount... and... because I
use the best media buyer in the world (Nancy Jones) my cost
of running that ad in a daily newspaper is only $2.50 per
thousand circulation.

Something else you should know is, the SAME
average newspaper is read by something like 2.3 to 2.7
people. Let's level it off and say the same newspaper
is read by 2 people (such as a husband and wife or two
business partners).

That means I am exposing a very long piece
of copy to 2,000 people for only $2.50. (Remember, I buy
space at $2.50 per 1,000... but... a husband/wife or two
business partners will be reading the same newspaper.) That
means I am getting 2,000 people to look at this
almost-irresistible piece of copy for a total cost of
approximately 1/10th of one cent.

Let's say only 50% of those 2,000 newspaper
readers see and read my ad. That means 1,000 people are
reading my ad... which boils down to a cost of 1/4th of one
cent per reader.

And what if only 10% of those 2,000 pairs of
eyeballs read my ad? That means I'm getting 200 readers for
$2.50... which is equal to 1¢ per newspaper reader.

Now, let's pretend everybody who reads the
newspaper ad does go to my website. That would be the same
as a "click" if you were using Google ad words.

Know this: If you are doing a Google ad word
campaign, you are limited to a very small number of
characters to attract people to read your message. As you've
noticed, my newspaper ad uses more than 1,000 words to
attract people to read my message. I think my conversion
rate is going to be unusually high. Why do I feel that way?
Ask yourself this...

Who Do You Know Who Would Read That Newspaper Ad

With All Those Fascinating Bullets And Then Go To

A Free Website To
Find Out The Answers?!

And know this: Print readers
attracted to your website (people who read newspapers,
magazines, and direct mail letters), are a far higher
quality of reader... than... readers attracted to your
website from the Internet and its culture of cheapness.

This is the greatest, little-known
website traffic building secret and it is almost unknown
to every website marketer on earth.

You know what I'm really kind of proud of?
You know Bill O'Reilly who's on Fox News every day promoting
what he calls the "Bill O'Reilly Factor"? Well, several
times a day while he's on the air, he promotes his website,
BillOReilly.com. And you know the sanctimonious drug addict,
Rush Limbaugh who has the most listened to radio show in the
world? He promotes his website RushLimbaugh.com every day on
his radio show. But guess what? I get about 5-times the
readership of both those guys put together... and... I've
done almost nothing to promote my website except to suggest
to my readers they tell others about it!

I'm not sure it's true but I believe I am
now read by more people on the Internet than any other
single individual. Certainly there are websites which get
more traffic than mine. These are usually search engines,
porno sites, booking travel sites, and so forth. But people
don't go to those sites to read them.

And yes, The Drudge Report gets far more
readership than my website. But he has at least 250 people
writing for him. CNN.com and the NewYorkTimes.com get more
readership than my website. But then again, they both have
an enormous number of people producing content for them.

But as far as a "lone wolf" individual
standing out from the crowd, I'm rather proud of the fact, I
believe I am the most highly read INDIVIDUAL on the
Internet.

Even so, I would like to be even more highly
read. And here's how I think I can accomplish that...

Now That I've
Given You This Valuable Holiday Gift,

I Think It Only
Fair You Give Me One In Return!

And it won't cost you a single penny.

I want you to forward THIS newsletter to
anyone you know who is interested in Internet marketing and
is not already reading my website. You could say something
like:

"Hey, you
should be reading Gary Halbert's FREE Internet website
newsletters. You should read each and every issue he
publishes. They're ALL FREE! And his stuff is so good, I
think you should forward this valuable website information
to others, just as I forwarded it to you. The website
address is www.TheGaryHalbertLetter.com."

If you do this for me, I'll do something nice
for you. I don't know what that will be yet... but... it
will be something nice and it will be valuable.

So, if you want to make my Christmas merry,
my Hanukkah happy, forward the information in this
newsletter to someone else... ask them to read the valuable
information... and ask them to forward it to other people.
Think of it this way: It is your duty and your honor as a
peace-loving citizen to spread the word of my wonderfulness
throughout the Internet world.

Thank you.

Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or
at least a nice holiday season. By the way, you should try
to avoid going on your roof when Santa's sleigh is there.
The runners on which his sleigh sits have been sharpened by
his little elves and they now have a razor-edge equivalent
to a doctor's scalpel. By messing around on the roof while
Santa's up there, you could easily lose one of your arms or
legs. And that would almost certainly put a damper on your
enjoyment of the holidays.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

P.S. If you actually do as I ask and forward my newsletter
to one or more other people, please send me an email to
[email protected] and in
the "Subject Line" you could write "You Owe Me." In the
"Body" of your email, you could include your name... and if
you want... your "snail mail" address.

Peace.