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# 2007 - march newsletter

Dear Friend and Subscriber,

Here is some ad copy prepared for my good client Mike
Ling:

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'Cable companies hate this man!

"Chinese Geek Reveals How You Can Watch Over 3,000
World-Wide Channels (Including HDTV) On Your Computer
And TV... Without Paying Cable Or Satellite Bills!"

'You can easily hook up all your computers... desktops
and laptops...and...your television too! Plus... you can take
these channels with you anywhere in the world you travel…

John Patterson

Technology Writer

If you want access to thousands of channels on your
computer and TV... in just a few minutes from now...without
paying for cable or satellite service...this will be the
most exciting message you will ever read!

Here's why:

There's a man from China that cable companies absolutely
hate. Why do they hate him so much? That's because he
discovered a secret 'loophole' that lets anyone with an
internet connection get access to thousands of quality
channels from all over the world... without cable or satellite
service! And the first thing you should know…

It's 100% Legal!

That's right. Despite that cable companies hate him
so much, they can't stop him because what he does is 100%
legal. The man's name is Mike Ling. He's from Beijing
in China, though he now lives in the U.S. His telephone
number is 323-446-7123 and, you can visit him…

You see, Mike and a group of technology experts spent
over 5 years developing a simple, easy-to-use computer
program that legally 'steals' thousands of television
channels from all over the world and sends them to your
computer through the internet! Thousands of people are
already using this program...many of whom are abandoning
their no longer needed cable…

With this program you can now watch all of your favorite
shows and programs right from your computer! In fact,
you now have access to over 3,000 television channels
from the U.S. and around the world! And this means you
can watch just about anything you want! This includes:

Movies: Over 60 channels of action... comedy... romance...
and just about any genre you like! And foreign movies
as well!

Sports: Over 70 channels showing baseball, football, soccer,
basketball, tennis, and racing! Channels like ESPN News,
EuroSports TV, GameSports TV, WHL TV, Fox Network, and
Sport Star. There are channels for just about any sport
you can think of, even…

Music: The hottest music videos from all over the world!
Some channels you should check out are Deejay TV, Festival
TV, Ministry Of Sound, Party TV, and Club TV! And on top
of that, you also have access to over 1,500 radio stations
from around the world!

Premium Channels: Over 120 channels, including Comedy
Central, MTV Overdrive, Euro TV, Discovery Channel, Broadway
Network, Game Network, MovieStat Network, Adult Swim,
National Geographic, Food Network, Rapture TV, Vintage
Cartoons, Adult Zone, Show TV...and even HDTV (high definition
television) channels! These are channels you may be paying
a lot of money for right now...but no longer have to…

Kids Channels: Countless channels for your kids that
show cartoons and movies all day long the whole family
can enjoy!

Educational: Some of the channels you should check out
are Research TV, The Academic Channel, Global Country,
Strawberry TV and The Baby Channel!

Religious: There's a lot of programming here from channels
like The Church Channel, Hope TV, Islam Channel, Kabbalah,
Word Of God, and Vatican TV!

Shopping: You can shop from all around the world...right
from your couch! Channels like Gems TV, Jewelry TV, Price-Drop
TV, QVC, and Speed Auction!

News, Weather And Politics: Hundreds of channels with
the latest news, weather and politics from all over the
country and the world... live and uncensored! There are
countless channels of ABC, NBC, CBS FOX and PBS affiliates
all over the country and the world. This means if you're
from Texas but are visiting California, you can still
tune in…

You Can Watch Channels That You Can't Get From Your Cable

Or Satellite Provider...Even If...You Paid Them!

That's right. Many people don't know the extent of this
but, what you can watch on TV, cable, or satellite is
very regulated and controlled by our government as well
as foreign governments. There is a lot they…

For example, you can watch...

" Egypt State Channel that shows programming directly
from the Egyptian Government!

" Venezuela TV, which is controlled by Hugo Chavez!

" Cubavision from Cuba!

" HTV from Vietnam!

" Aljazeera TV from Iran which shows the Iraq war
live and uncensored!

" And many more channels that you otherwise can't
get in the United States!

(Many of these channels are from countries the U.S. is
not very friendly with. However, you will have access
to these channels and watching them will truly open your
eyes to what's…

There are also many other channels you'll be able to
watch that aren't offered in the U.S...but really should
be! For example, as I'm writing this I am watching a killer
soccer match on Goal From Belgium... which shows the best
soccer matches in the world, 24 hours a day! If you are
a sports…

You can also watch TV in English, Spanish, German, Arabic,
French, Italian, Russian, Dutch, and many other languages.
In fact...

You Can Get Channels From 78 Countries Around The World!

And... you can watch these channels from your computer
in any of these countries too!

If you have friends and relatives that speak a foreign
language, they would have a blast with this! Especially
anyone that was born in a foreign country...they could now
once again watch their favorite shows from their home
town that they grew up with...shows they love and miss so
much!

And if you're like me, you'll have a great time discovering
interesting and bizarre shows you never new existed!

Just imagine... with so many interesting channels...you
will be able to entertain yourself, your friends and your
family...forever!