2005 - 06-30-05-2Link

# 2005 - 06-30-05-2Link

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

I'm not absolutely positive about this but, I
think Gary Bencivenga told me the ad you are about to read
is the best ad he has ever read.

For sure, it is the most successful ad I
ever created. Why? Because...

It Fetched Me Something

Far More Valuable

Than Mere Money!

It fetched me a plethora of drop-dead,
scorchingly-hot women from Los Angeles, London, and even the
Bahamas! These women were not only gorgeous, they
were intelligent, sensitive and had an outstanding sense of
humor. And, after reading my ad, they were ALL (and I still
can't believe it) competing to be my girlfriend.

Once upon a time, I thought going to my
mailbox and finding 20,000 checks in a single day was the
thrill of a lifetime.

But, I tell you what: The experience
of receiving all those checks didn't even fractionally compare to the
thrill of going to
my mailbox in Los Angeles and picking up dozens and dozens
of letters and photographs (and sometimes audio
cassettes)... every day...