aazz about nothing

Three Mutual Funds
That Will Soar Before And During The Y2K Crisis.
One fund will automatically rise 10% for every 10%
decline in the S&P! You get no margin calls. And
your investment never expires. The other is even more
aggressive - it will go up 20% for every 10% decline
in the S&P. The third makes money whether the
market goes up

or down.

Get Out Now! 18
Popular Stocks That Will Be Hit Hardest By The Y2K
Crisis. The Y2K debacle will pound these 18
Goliaths with devastating sales declines. Their
earnings will be hammered 50%, 60%, even 100%. You'll
discover a great way to cash in on the calamity. Our
technique is simple, the risk is clearly limited; and
the profit potential is explosive!

Y2K And Your
Retirement. How to build a Y2K firewall around
your nest egg, and how to keep it growing no matter
what happens in the stock market.

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YEAR 2000 ALERT!

About the above ad, was the guy who wrote it a
flat-out con man... or... an idiot? I honestly don't think he
was either. I just think he is another piece of living
proof...

It's Now Virtually Impossible

For Any Of Us To Predict The Future

With Any Reliability Whatsoever

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

P.S.

Thank
you for indulging me in the luxury of writing this
"newsletter about nothing." Next month, I
promise, I will write about something.