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Know what I think? I think, in this
"Age-of-Anthrax"...

Direct Mail Is Still The

"Jackpot" Way To Produce Fungolas!

For one thing, as far as competition goes, it has thinned out
the weak (cowardly) members of the herd.

Now, let's go all the way back to the beginning of this
letter. Remember I said, "OK,
dammit, I AM going to put on a free
'Patches of Light' seminar!"? Well, that seminar is, in fact, going
to be free. And like I said, it's going to
be on Friday, Saturday and Sunday the 19th, 20th and 21st of April. And like I
said, it's going to be in Orlando, Florida. And like I said, this is where
Mickey, Minnie, Goofy and their pals live... so... you might want to bring
Mama and let her take the kids to see Mickey and Friends. But one thing I
didn't tell you is...

You Can Bring ALL The Guests You Want!

There is going to be something very
special about this seminar which is going
to make it extremely valuable! (You'll
have to show up to find out.)

Is anybody NOT
welcome? Yep. I do NOT want a
single negative person to attend. I do NOT
want a single "sour-minded" person to attend. Do you have
some ill feelings toward me? Are you pissed at me for some reason? If so...