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"It takes a woman!"

Alrighty then. I asked my subscribers to fill out a
"Valued Subscriber Contact Form" which (among other things) asked
them to tell me when they received my December newsletter. Out of 100% of the
replies I received within the first 30-days, here's how it broke down:

41% received my newsletter 3-days after it was
mailed.

15% received my newsletter 4-days after it was
mailed.

14% received my newsletter 5-days after it was
mailed.

14% received my newsletter 6-days after it was
mailed.

5% received my newsletter 7-days after it was
mailed.

6% received my newsletter 8-days after it was
mailed.

1% received my newsletter 9-days after it was
mailed.

1% received my newsletter 10-days after it was
mailed.

3% received my newsletter 11-days after it was
mailed.

Know what I think? I think, in this
"Age-of-Anthrax"...

Direct Mail Is Still The

"Jackpot" Way To Produce Fungolas!

For one thing, as far as competition goes, it has thinned out
the weak (cowardly) members of the herd.

Now, let's go all the way back to the beginning of this
letter. Remember I said, "OK,
dammit, I AM going to put on a free
'Patches of Light' seminar!"? Well, that seminar is, in fact, going
to be free. And like I said, it's going to
be on Friday, Saturday and Sunday the 19th, 20th and 21st of April. And like I
said, it's going to be in Orlando, Florida. And like I said, this is where
Mickey, Minnie, Goofy and their pals live... so... you might want to bring
Mama and let her take the kids to see Mickey and Friends. But one thing I
didn't tell you is...