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But, I'm pretty sure I've got the gist of it
right. And certainly, I've told you enough for you to know if
you are interested or not.

Personally, I think this could turn out to be
a very sweet deal. Here's how you can find out all
the facts about this exciting new technology. Just contact:

Jeff Troyer

Automatic Response Technologies

154 Avenue Victoria

San Clemente, CA 92672

Phone: 800/854-8765

Fax: 949/498-2591

E-Mail: [email protected]

Website: www.automaticresponse.com

Sorry I don't have his cell phone number, his beeper number,
the serial number of his palm pilot, his driver's license number, his social
security number, his home address, the name and description of his mistress
(maybe he doesn't even have one), his bank account number, his credit card
number and so forth.

See, I don't know this guy all that well so, you'll just have
to make do with the meager contact information I've given you.

On to other stuff. In my December issue, I offered free
telephone consultations to anyone who wanted one. I've been giving those free
consultations until I'm blue in the face and, according to the feedback I've
been getting, my advice has helped a lot of people immensely.

But, I haven't been able to reach everybody. I have called
some people half a dozen times before I gave up. A few idiots left me their beeper
numbers instead of their telephone numbers.

Get real!

Anyway, I am now shredding
all the remaining requests I have for free consultations. If you still really
want a free consultation, I'll try to
accommodate you. But, you have to call and make another request and leave one
or more numbers where you are easily
accessible... because...

I Won't Make
Myself Crazy

Calling You Over And Over!

Let's talk about mail delivery in this so-called
"Age-of-Anthrax." Here is the text of a written message from Alice
of Specialized Mailing. (They're great people and their telephone number is
1-888-444-2284):