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You piss me off. Don't you know who you're
dealing with here? Haven't you yet learned to appreciate the
enormity of my incredible manipulative genius? Good Lord, do I
have to keep reminding you how fantastic I am every single
issue? (You know, last year I was pretty hot shit but I did
have one shortcoming: I was conceited. Now that I've lost
that, I'm perfect!)

Oh shut up, you humorless twit. I've got a very
important point to make and we can't have any clots in your
mind obstacling you from comprehending what I'm about to lay
upon you. I've got a question for you...

What Exactly Is News?

Many people would say it is information about
something which just happened recently. That's partially true.
But, it's incomplete. Did you ever hear the expression, "Gosh,
that's news to me"? Here's a silly (but illuminating)
example: Whenever two people "fall-in-love" it
produces an actual chemical effect that lasts almost precisely
90-days. That's been true for thousands of years. But, did you
know that? If not, then guess what?

That Was News
To You!

You know what is so great about many of those
smaller, low-priced publicly-traded companies? Not only does a
low-priced stock have more "growing room," many of
them remain unexamined by the big institutional investors who
are insurance companies, pension funds and mutual funds. They
can't afford to mess with those "little" stocks.
First of all, there are more mutual funds than stocks
(I find that rather amazing) and often, one day's trading in a
given mutual fund is more than ten times the entire value of a
small or micro cap company. Many of those small companies have
spectacular "news" relatively no one knows about.
Like a company called Longport which has a portable skin
scanner a doctor can use to detect skin cancer in seconds...
before it is visible... and without
a biopsy. That technology has been around for a while but,
I bet...

It's "News" To You,

Ain't It?

What is tragic about most of those great
little companies is, they themselves don't know how to get
their great... virtually hidden... and often lifesaving and wonderful... stories
out to the public. Nor can they afford to hire someone like me
(if they could even find anyone) to help them.