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OK, now pay attention: If you're
gonna be able to get away with referring to your readers as
"pessimistic, little pricks" you damn well better
have something of extreme value to lay upon them... else...
the humorless twits amongst them will rise up and smite
thee... and... I sure wouldn't want that to happen! (By
the way, just for the record, I want you to know I realize
some of you are pessimistic, BIG pricks.)

Hmn? I sense I may be stepping over
the line into a "danger zone" here so, I think I
better get to the good stuff zippidy quick. Here's the
scoopola: You already
know what's on the website. That means you've got maybe a
week's head start before most of the rest of the world even
knows of the existence of the site.

Not only that, at one minute after
midnight on Tuesday, June 30, 1998 new content about one or
more Nasdaq stocks will be uploaded to that site. However, if
you are a Lifetime Subscriber or a paid-up current subscriber,
you're going to receive the next issue of this newsletter
about a week before I upload the new info... and...
that issue will reveal unto you what's gonna be on the
website.

By the way, do you realize Endocare,
Inc. (Nasdaq: ENDO) has found a way to cure 97% of patients
with prostate cancer and the news of that achievement has not
yet caught the attention of the national media? You know, many
of my readers are more savvy about PR than me... and... I
hope, for humanity's sake, someone (I'd love it to be
one of my readers) makes sure this achievement gets the
attention it deserves.

It's not all just about money:
Dozens (perhaps hundreds) of people with prostate cancer are
going to needlessly die today because the media has
neglected this breakthrough.

Come to think of it, maybe things
are as they should be. After all, I for one, am very comforted
that, because of Viagra, Bill and Monica will never have to
worry about his ability to perform.