zhlk promote website

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

Now, of course, you're probably
wondering if Guru Gary, the veritable
"Prince-of-Print" will actually have the savvy to
get that site up and running in the next couple of weeks.
Well, guess what, you pessimistic, little prick: It's already
up and running and, if you have a computer, you can check it
out right now. The address is:

www.GHLstockalert.com

OK, now pay attention: If you're
gonna be able to get away with referring to your readers as
"pessimistic, little pricks" you damn well better
have something of extreme value to lay upon them... else...
the humorless twits amongst them will rise up and smite
thee... and... I sure wouldn't want that to happen! (By
the way, just for the record, I want you to know I realize
some of you are pessimistic, BIG pricks.)

Hmn? I sense I may be stepping over
the line into a "danger zone" here so, I think I
better get to the good stuff zippidy quick. Here's the
scoopola: You already
know what's on the website. That means you've got maybe a
week's head start before most of the rest of the world even
knows of the existence of the site.

Not only that, at one minute after
midnight on Tuesday, June 30, 1998 new content about one or
more Nasdaq stocks will be uploaded to that site. However, if
you are a Lifetime Subscriber or a paid-up current subscriber,
you're going to receive the next issue of this newsletter
about a week before I upload the new info... and...
that issue will reveal unto you what's gonna be on the
website.

By the way, do you realize Endocare,
Inc. (Nasdaq: ENDO) has found a way to cure 97% of patients
with prostate cancer and the news of that achievement has not
yet caught the attention of the national media? You know, many
of my readers are more savvy about PR than me... and... I
hope, for humanity's sake, someone (I'd love it to be
one of my readers) makes sure this achievement gets the
attention it deserves.