zhlk promote website

One
other thing: I've been publishing a very elite
newsletter continuously for the last twelve years
cleverly called The
Gary Halbert Letter. You might be interested in my
newsletter but, probably not. First of all, with a
subscription price of nearly $3,000 some people say it's
the most expensive monthly publication in history.
Secondly, I do not make info about my newsletter
available via the Internet. If you want to know what
it's all about, why it's so valuable and why it's read
in over 50 countries, you'll have to call my office and
give us your name, your real address and phone number.
Then, after we are convinced you are a real
honest-to-God human being who doesn't have to hide
behind a computer, we'll send you a few sample issues
and you can decide for yourself whether or not it's for
you. Also, we don't use an 800# so you'll have to pay
for the call yourself. If, after knowing all this, you
are still interested, you can call
us at (305) 534-7577 anytime, 24-hours-a-day,
7-days-a-week.

Please
note this website is all text. No bells and whistles. No
graphics. No photos. I hate all that crap. All it does
is slow me down when I'm doing research. I hope you feel
the same way. If you want great graphics, go to Disney.
If you want great info, come to me.

By
the way, the info on the three stocks will be removed
from this website at midnight on Tuesday, June 30, 1998.

Hang
in there. Just remember...

Things Always Look

Darkest Just Before They

Go Totally Black!

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

Now, of course, you're probably
wondering if Guru Gary, the veritable
"Prince-of-Print" will actually have the savvy to
get that site up and running in the next couple of weeks.
Well, guess what, you pessimistic, little prick: It's already
up and running and, if you have a computer, you can check it
out right now. The address is:

www.GHLstockalert.com

OK, now pay attention: If you're
gonna be able to get away with referring to your readers as
"pessimistic, little pricks" you damn well better
have something of extreme value to lay upon them... else...
the humorless twits amongst them will rise up and smite
thee... and... I sure wouldn't want that to happen! (By
the way, just for the record, I want you to know I realize
some of you are pessimistic, BIG pricks.)