World s Greatest Copywriter Letter

# World s Greatest Copywriter Letter

World's Greatest Copywriter Finally
Agrees To Reveal All Those Secrets
That Made Him Rich! Dear Friend,
would you like to make your direct mail
letters and mail order space ads as much as
17-times more effective? You would? Since that's the
case, this is going to be the most exciting
letter you will ever read. Here is why:
name is Gary Halbert (I'm the one with
glasses) and, al though I don't know for sure,
it seems to me that I've just about got to be
the highest-priced copywriter who ever lived. Here is an example:
A few years ago a friend
of mine, Eric Weinstein,
who is a list broker,
to Ernest Borgnine and his wife
At that time they had a struggling
little cosmetic company called TOVA-9 and they
desperately needed a winning ad. to them was very simple,
agree to pay me 5% of everything
you take in, I will write an ad that will knock your socks off!'
Did they go for it? Of course. And, as promised, they got their "killer
ad." The headline was:
THE AMAZING FACE-LIFT IN A JAR
USED BY HOLLYWOOD STARS WHO
DON'T WANT PLASTIC SURGERY! Remember that one? Well, that ad and its derivative successor (which I
also wrote and which is still running) continues to gross, after all these years,
an average of $506,340.00 per month! How do you like those apples? Not too bad, right?

O.K., now listen: the
point of this letter is not to brag and tell you how good I am or how much money I
make or anything else
The point of this letter is to prove to you
if you will let me,
profitable that will tink you are hedge are metter savent
I'm not kidding. I have discovered certain tricks and techniques that are
so powerful (when it comes to increasing response) that I honestly believe that
many people in the Direct Marketing Association would literally give up their
eyeteeth to find out about them. And guess what else? Believe it or not, what I have now decided to do is
to publish a very powerful, hard-hitting DM newsletter in which I am going to
reveal virtually everything I have learned. This newsletter is amazing. going to learn so much stuff that is new to you land so exciting and so pmfit-
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able!) that you are going to start to wonder whether or not I am a madman or a
genius. I'm both. And, not only that,
I'm also someone who has had more impactful experiences
(both good and bad) in the field of direct marketing than anyone else you will
Are you skeptical about that? Don't worry. I'm going to prove it to you
before you finish reading this letter. Here are some facts about my background:
My first successful promotion was a simple one-page letter that sold a coat-of-
arms (family crest) research report. This research report was printed on parch-
ment-like paper and it was suitable for framing.

Ihe left side of the report told
the origin and meaning of a person's family name and the right side had a drawing
of the earliest known coat-of-arms that was recorded with that name. MORE IHAN 7,000,000 REPLES! It was a fascinating little product and the sales letter I wrote about it
became the most widely mailed sales letter in history. Before it was all over,
more than 140 million of those letters had been mailed (all first class) and they
pulled in 7,300,000 cash-with-order customers. This letter was truly a classic. It pulled so well that we often received more than 20,000 checks in a single day
and it took as many as 30 full time employees just to make the bank deposit! But that was just the beginning. As soon as someone ordered a research
we sent them another letter along with a color photograph that showed them
a walnut wall plaque upon which their coat-of-arms had been hand-painted in full
This letter was modified somewnet over the years as we developed different
products and more efficient ways of doing business, but the basic sales message it
contained remained the same and together,
these two letters I have just described
generated more than $58,900,000.00 in sales:
I was hooked. You know, when you are just starting out and each of your first two sales
letters generates something like 29 million dollars apiece it does something to
your mina. It gives you a rush that is absolutely incomparable. You can't get it
from alcohol, drugs, sex or anything else whatsoever.

It is a unique high and it
makes your greed glands immediately fire up to full secretion! Anyway, after that euphoric experience with direct mail, I couldn't wait to
try my hand at space ads in newspapers and magazines. My first effort was for a
$3.00 book on how to get government benefits and the headline was:
HOW TO GET
WHAT IHE U.S. GOVERNMENT
OWES YOU! I loved that one. It was such a honey! It ran in hundreds of newspapers
all over the country and it sold 1-1/2 million books and generated revenues of
$4,500,000.00-
My next newspaper ad was for another $3.00 book that told the reader how to
maximize his or her social security benefits. I sold about two million copies of
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this book and the gross sales created by this particular promotion were approximately $6,000,000.00. This ad also ran in newspapers all over the country and
you've probably seen it many times. The headline I used in the ad was also the
title of the book. It was:
HOM TO COLLECT
FROM SOCIAL SECURITY
AT ANY AGE! Let's see. If my arithmetic is correct, I've just told you about four
promotions that have brought in roughly $79,400,000.00 and I'm just getting
tarted! After the success of those first two books, I really got the hang of i
and starter selling books by mail with a vengeance.

lere are some of the head-
lines I used: HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH YOUR CREDIT CARDS (for a book titled "How to
Tum Plastic into Gold"); HOW TO KEEP YOUR MONEY FROM BEING MURDERDI (for a book
titled "How to Rob a Bank Without a Gun"); THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE
WITHOUT FAT PEOPLE - HERE'S HOW YOU CAN HELP GET RID OF THEM (for a book on
reducing); HOW TO INCREASE THE FREQUENCY AND QUALITY OF YOUR ORGASMS (for a book
on high-tech sex); and so on. There were others but, truthfully, I don't remember them all. I don't
remember the sales figures either because, by that time,
I had stopped counting. Life was good back then. I had all the badges of success. A showplace
luxury cars,
a huge bank account,
recognition of my peers, a boat, a condo
in Florida and whatever else I wanted that money could buy. I also had an ego as big as the national debt. It was at this point in my career that I began to think of myself as
someone really special. I considered myself the best advertising man who had ever
lived (except for Claude Hopkins) and, naturally, I wrote an ad about myself so
the rest of the world would be sure to be aware of my wonderfulness.