2005 - Enlightening-TimeSensitive

Remember I told you at the beginning of this
newsletter it would be ENLIGHTENING? Even though the words
were written in a "fairy tale" tone... the words and story
are true. If a fair maiden who has no desire to be a
copywriter can write sales letters and order coupons and
newsletters... than it just goes to prove... YOU CAN DO
IT TOO!

And remember I told you at the beginning of
this newsletter it would be TIME SENSITIVE?

Well, this fair maiden has gone and gotten herself "hitched"
(married) and... after 17-years of working with me... she's
abandoning me!

Theresa's last day is only two days away (Friday,
December 23, 2005) and I think it would be an amazing
farewell if all of my newsletter readers told her how she's
been an inspiration to them... or how she's helped them at
one of my seminars... or how she's bent over backwards to
get one of my products to them... or the most important one
of all...

How She'll Miss

Working For The Ogre

Sir Gary Of Halbert!

Since I've only given you a few days to do
this, you can send your "good-bye" greetings to her by
fax at 352/861-1665 or by email to

[email protected].

Sincerely,

Gary Halbert

The "Ogre" Himself

P.S. If you think I'm joking about the writing capabilities
of Theresa and you want to see it for yourself, then you
need to send an email to me at

[email protected]. In the "Subject Line" of
your email write "Fair Maiden's Writing". I'll send you a
PDF file (you'll need Adobe Acrobat) to download and read.
You won't believe your eyes.

Peace.