2005 - Enlightening-TimeSensitive

# 2005 - Enlightening-TimeSensitive

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

This will truly be one of the most
ENLIGHTENING newsletters you will ever read.

This will truly be one of the most TIME
SENSITIVE newsletters you will ever read.

And believe me... if you don't "get it" from
this newsletter... you never will.

Follow Along
As I Tell You A Little Story...

Once upon a time in a land far, far away
lived a fair maiden who worked for an ogre copywriter. She
was rather shy and delicate. She always dreamt of taking
that giant step of having her own business and of WRITING
HER OWN SALES LETTERS... but alas... this fair maiden was
just too unsure of herself.

But one day her ogre of a boss said to her,

"Fair maiden, my brain is
frazzled. I need you to write an issue of my newsletter for
me."

"Oh
no!" pleaded the fair maiden.
"I am but a fair maiden and NOT a
copywriter! I simply type the wonderful words you write... I
can't possibly write the words myself!"

"Dear, dear,
fair maiden," the ogre replied,
"it will be all right. I just need
to get my creative juices flowing. If you write something...
anything... it'll be the battery charger my brain needs to
get going. Don't take it so seriously. Just give me
something... anything... to ignite my brain."