976 Numbers

Remember....
You Have Been Warned!

Whew!
I'm glad that's out of the way! Anyway, now that we know what not to
do, how can we cash in on this 976 business for our own, more
respectable business endeavors?

Hmn?
How about this? How about if we are selling realestate in the L.A.
area and we run a little ad in the Los Angeles Times that says...

How
to Buy L.A. Real Estate

At
Dirt-Cheap Prices!

Call
(213) 976-0000 For

Amazing
Recorded Message.

$2.00
Plus Toll, If Any.

Then,
when the caller calls, we give him some accurate and valid tips on
how to buy L.A. real estate and, at the end of the recording, we give
him our regular office number to call if he wants more info.

Did
you like that one? I thought you would. By the way, (213) 976-HOME is
a number that is safe to call in the L.A. area. You'll get a recorded
message that will give you up-to-date info on L.A. area properties
that have recently gone into foreclosure.

What
else? Let's see. How about this? How about if Sir Gary, the Ravin'
Maven of Marketing, runs an ad in the business section of various
publications that says something like this....

How
To Promote Your Business