976 Numbers

Let Me Please You 976-0200

Love
Line 976-9944

Adult
Fantasy 976-8887

Or
These Either!

Love
Story Serial 976-6622

Adult Fantasies 976-5511

Love
Story Serial #2 976-GLOW

Fantasies
Come True 976-7399

A
Beautiful Lady 976-7729

The
Ultimate Male Fantasy976-8665

Adult
Connection 976-1122

Leave
Your Own Sex Ad 976-LUVV

Live
Fantasy 976-5551

Adult
Film Stars Live 976-9111

And
Especially Not These!

Adult
Bulletin Board 976-6600

Real Live Phone Sex 976-6644

The
Beach Girls 976-0404

Self-Explanatory 976-SLUT

Talk
with Young Actors 976-4323

Gay Talk Line 976-BARS

Live
Phone Sex 976-DOIT

Talk with Young Hunks 976-7742

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