976 Numbers

Oh
yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Hold
on, all ye who would think ill of me. I'm not getting excited about
all that heavy breathing; I'm getting excited about those numbers!

Let's
see now, if some of those centerfold girls get 500,000 calls per day,
that's uh, about 750,000.00 to he who owns the 976 numbers. And I
wonder how many of those people with credit cards get excited enough
to call and talk to a live girl? What do you think? 20%? 10%? 5%?
Naw. That seems too high to me. Let's base our numbers on a 1%
"conversion".

So,
1% of 500,000 is 5,000. Right? And what does it cost a credit card
holder to listen to a real life girl talk dirty? Well, according to
my informants, it's about $35.00 for 15 minutes. And how much is
$35.00 times 5,000 callers? Check it out. It seems to me it's another

$175,000.00!

By
now, I bet you want to know more about this 976 business, don't you?
But you're probably just like me. In other words, even though you'd
like to know how to apply all this to your own efforts, you don't
want to call one of those "dial-a-porn" numbers by mistake,
now do you? And so, as a public service, I, Sir Gary of Halbert, am
hereby providing a list of numbers in the 213 area code you must
avoid dialing at all cost. Therefore, no matter what, I implore
you....

Do
Not Call These Numbers!

Live
Sex Talk 976-1133

Live Oral Excitement 976-6400

Gabrielle's
Candy Store 976-5477

Hi Baby 976-5683

Sex
Soap Opera 976/4277

Pick Your Pleasure (1-6) 976-8800

Live
Domination/S&M 976-9447

Let Me Please You 976-0200

Love
Line 976-9944

Adult
Fantasy 976-8887

Or
These Either!

Love
Story Serial 976-6622

Adult Fantasies 976-5511

Love
Story Serial #2 976-GLOW

Fantasies
Come True 976-7399