976 Numbers

Furthermore,
he must also pay a fee (usually about $2.00) for the privilege of
listening to the info on the 976 recorded message.

And
what happens to this $2.00 fee? Aha, I thought you'd never ask. Hear
this: The fee is collected by Ma Bell (it is added to the caller's
phone bill) and Ma keeps about $.50 of it and sends the rest (about
$1.50) to you!

Getting
interesting, isn't it?

Let
us press on. Remember that centerfold girl who invited me to call her
so she could tell me how hot she was for my bod? Do you know that
what she told me after her recorded message got me all hot and
bothered? Well, listen to this! What she told me at the end of her
recording is that, if I wanted to talk to her live and, if I had a
credit card, I could call another number and would have the hottest
conversation of my life!

Oh
yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Hold
on, all ye who would think ill of me. I'm not getting excited about
all that heavy breathing; I'm getting excited about those numbers!

Let's
see now, if some of those centerfold girls get 500,000 calls per day,
that's uh, about 750,000.00 to he who owns the 976 numbers. And I
wonder how many of those people with credit cards get excited enough
to call and talk to a live girl? What do you think? 20%? 10%? 5%?
Naw. That seems too high to me. Let's base our numbers on a 1%
"conversion".

So,
1% of 500,000 is 5,000. Right? And what does it cost a credit card
holder to listen to a real life girl talk dirty? Well, according to
my informants, it's about $35.00 for 15 minutes. And how much is
$35.00 times 5,000 callers? Check it out. It seems to me it's another

$175,000.00!

By
now, I bet you want to know more about this 976 business, don't you?
But you're probably just like me. In other words, even though you'd
like to know how to apply all this to your own efforts, you don't
want to call one of those "dial-a-porn" numbers by mistake,
now do you? And so, as a public service, I, Sir Gary of Halbert, am
hereby providing a list of numbers in the 213 area code you must
avoid dialing at all cost. Therefore, no matter what, I implore
you....