2005 - 08-11-05

Another bad thing is there were some
humorous moments of the seminar I would have LOVED to
have seen captured on camera. For example, one time when my assistant, Theresa,
was outside the room, quite a few people commented on how
efficient and beautiful and helpful she is. I replied,

"You got that right." And
then I jokingly added,

"And I think she's really horny too. So if
any of you guys are interested, get the URL of her website
from her and go to it right away.

Well, it turned out while the audience
and I first started talking about the outstanding qualities
of Theresa, someone went out in the hallway and told her,

"Gary's talking about you."
Just as I finished speaking the words,
"So
if any of you guys are interested, get the URL of her
website from her and go to it right away."
Theresa burst into the room
with a big smile on her face and her arms waving in the air
saying...

"Here I Am!"

I would give almost anything to have had
that moment captured on film. But
alas, it was not since the cameraman never moved his camera.

In any case, I've done the best I can to
salvage this situation.

First of all, I would say 90% of the time
the speakers WERE standing at the podium so you can see
and hear them deliver their important information.

If
a speaker prowled out of camera range, you CAN HEAR what
they were saying. You'll just be staring in fascination at the empty
podium. But you won't miss any of
the valuable secrets they were revealing.