2005 - 11-14-05

Look, I don't mind you are all shitweasels.
In fact, as the Alpha Shitweasel, I'm rather proud of that.
However, I have no patience whatsoever with LAZY-MINDED
shitweasels. So, if you are too mentally lethargic to make
an immediate guess as to why the ad worked... don't send me
an email. If there are enough of you who don't email me...
none of you will ever know.

You know why from time to time I write a
"kick-the-anthill" newsletter like this?

I do it for the same reason a dog licks his
balls. It's because I can.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

"Supreme Master of Politically Correct Communications"

P.S. If you're going to reply, send your email to me at
[email protected].

P.P.S. If you're not going to reply, why don't you just stop
reading this newsletter altogether and take up bowling?

Peace.