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Here's what one company does: They get several
hundred people on a conference call and then, they expertly
explain what they have to offer. Then, near the end of the
call, they say something like this: "We have three
questions we'd like to ask everybody on this call: (1) Do you
like what you've heard and are ready to sign up right now? (2)
Are you interested but you feel you need more information? (3)
Are you not interested at all? If you are interested
and ready to go, please press one; if you want more info,
please press two; if you are not interested at all, please
press three.

Hundreds of people then press one of those
three buttons all at the same time. Then, after a little more
chit-chat, the host concludes the conference call.

20 minutes later, the company that arranged
the conference call, has the name, address and telephone
number of all those people who pressed those buttons and...

Those Names Are Separated

By Which Button

They Pushed!

Yahoo! A dim light has started to glow in your
sick, little mind, hasn't it?

Yes, you be right, Bubba. Those hot leads, the
people who pressed button #1 ("I'm ready to buy")
are phoned back immediately by telephone sales people!

Is that slick, or what?

FACT
8:

The
king of junk E-mail is a Philadelphia man named
Sanford Wallace who runs a company called
CyberPromotions. He sends nearly 4 million E-mail
ads... daily!

FACT
9:

E-mail
is the most widely-used application on the Internet
with 11 million users.

FACT
10:

www.answers.com
could easily be the most useful web page ever. It
has a network of real people who can answer almost any
question you might have with hard facts and a little
personality. Answers to easy questions will cost you
$1.79. Moderately-difficult questions cost $5.99 and,
if your question requires research, you're gonna have
to fork out $11.99. You post a question, pick a price
range and click the send button. Within 24-hours, one
of 40 researchers from around the world will send you
a personalized letter by return E-mail.