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Yadda,
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Guess what? This ad doesn't ask for an order
either. It's also a lead-generator. Here's the coupon used in
that ad:

Detach this form and return to:

Bodywell, Inc.

PO Box 3014

Wallingford, CT 06494

Please
indicate: Your age _____

How old you were when you started smoking _____

How many cigarettes you smoke per day _____

Your present weight _____

Yes, I would like to get rid of my
desire to smoke, quickly and easily. Your completely
free offer of information about the Passebecq Method
interests me. I understand that I am in no way
obligated to buy anything whatsoever, and that no
salesperson will ever contact me.

Please send me the package in
discreet wrapping by first class mail.

____________________________

Name

____________________________

Street Address

____________________________

Apt #

____________________________

City

____________________________

State
Zip

ATBP06-1

FACT
2:

In
the early 1980's a guy walks into the Coach &
Horses Bar on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles. There's
a bunch of other guys at the bar and a pretty girl
sitting by herself. Several of the barflys are
seriously trying to lay a line on this pretty young
chick. None of them make any progress. But, the guy
who just walked in and, who had never seen this
young lady before, walks up to her and speaks to her
quietly for a few minutes. The young lady smiles and
gets up and leaves immediately with this guy. Can you
guess why? (And no, she wasn't a hooker.)

FACT
3:

A few
years back I encouraged all my readers to run the
following ad in their local newspaper:

Women
needed to address envelopes at home.

must have typewriter, pC or good handwriting.

call (000) 000-000