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That's where (hopefully) I can
help you. My company, Rim Job, Inc., specializes in
guiding American corporations into high profit
situations in various Pacific Rim countries... and...
we feel Big Fish, Inc. is exactly the kind of company,
with exactly the kind of product line, we like to work
with.

I'd like to explain in more
detail how a relationship with Rim Job, Inc. could be
very profitable for Big Fish, Inc. and I will call you
later this week to set up an appointment at your
convenience.

Thank you for the courtesy of
reading this letter.

Sincerely,

Eldridge J. Fogbottom

P.S. If you have
children, that packet of money can be a
great birthday

gift which will get your
child interested in global geography.

Talk to you soon.

OK, admit it: If you were Top Dog Exec and you
got that Fed Ex package, with that letter and all that
money, you'd be impressed, wouldn't you? You'd also probably
take Mr. Fogbottom's call too, wouldn't you? And, you'd
probably give him an appointment, right? And, if he truly had
his shit wrapped tight, there's an excellent chance you would
end up doing biz with Fogbottom and Rim Job, Inc.

Correctamundo?

The two guys who called me for advice were
stunned when I came up with this great idea right on the spot.
I was glad I'd helped them.

Or so I thought.

About a month later they called me again. They
said they were looking for another idea. "You mean
that one didn't work?" I asked incredulously. "I
can't believe it. How many did you mail and what kind of
response did you get?"

They hadn't mailed any. But they loved the
idea and thought it was "fun" to talk with a
creative genius like me and and they wanted to see if I could
give them yet another "killer" idea.

I was livid. I got as verbally abusive as I
could. I told them to never call me again. You know, to give
another person a really good idea, an idea that may solve a
major problem for them... and then... have them not even give
it a shot... well... that just pisses me off big time. I've
found out some things about myself in the last few years and,
one of those insights is... I
burn with desire to be a really
great teacher!