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Why am I sending you all this
money? The answer is simple: You see, your company,
Big Fish, Inc., manufactures a line of products that
would sell like crazy in every one of the Pacific Rim
countries from which I have sent you a sample
banknote. This could be a brand new profit center for
Big Fish, Inc. which, in fact, could turn out to be...
even bigger... then the domestic market for your widgets here in the
U.S.

In truth, selling your product
line in these countries could become a dream come true
for Big Fish, Inc. It has the realistic potential of
tripling your corporate profits.

On the other hand, attempting
to market in these countries can become a nightmare
for an American corporation if they don't have the
right connections and are not aware of local business
customs and all the other inside secrets that makes
everything go smoothly and profitably.

That's where (hopefully) I can
help you. My company, Rim Job, Inc., specializes in
guiding American corporations into high profit
situations in various Pacific Rim countries... and...
we feel Big Fish, Inc. is exactly the kind of company,
with exactly the kind of product line, we like to work
with.

I'd like to explain in more
detail how a relationship with Rim Job, Inc. could be
very profitable for Big Fish, Inc. and I will call you
later this week to set up an appointment at your
convenience.

Thank you for the courtesy of
reading this letter.

Sincerely,

Eldridge J. Fogbottom

P.S. If you have
children, that packet of money can be a
great birthday

gift which will get your
child interested in global geography.

Talk to you soon.

OK, admit it: If you were Top Dog Exec and you
got that Fed Ex package, with that letter and all that
money, you'd be impressed, wouldn't you? You'd also probably
take Mr. Fogbottom's call too, wouldn't you? And, you'd
probably give him an appointment, right? And, if he truly had
his shit wrapped tight, there's an excellent chance you would
end up doing biz with Fogbottom and Rim Job, Inc.